Rose42

BALTIMORE—A new study released Friday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that the novel c****av***s C****-** was frequently fooled by f**e v*****e cards. “We found that when presented with a counterfeit v******tion card, C****-** was unable to distinguish it from the real thing approximately 7 out of 10 times,” said researcher Sharon Hirschinger, who noted that the study provided “strong and promising evidence” that the falsified records could provide significant protection against the novel c****av***s when presented by unv******ted individuals gathering at restaurants, concerts, nightclubs. “It’s easily deceived. Just flash your card and the v***s won’t know the difference. In terms of reducing the risk of contracting C****-** and experiencing its most severe symptoms, including hospitalization and even death, this study confirms that f**e v******tion cards are practically the next best thing to getting v******ted.” At press time, the FDA had granted f**e v*****e cards e*******y use a***********n in the fight against C****-**.

https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-v***s-frequently-fooled-by-f**e-v*****e-car-1847696696

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

That might explain why some folks, who claim to be v******ted, are still contracting C***d.
--Bob

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Ut oh! Bozo is going to come after you again for posted a false story lol.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

She attributed it. I don't see a problem.

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Rose attributed the one before as well and Bozo still attacked her.

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

The Onion is a satirical site. Stories it publishes have a kernal of t***h liberally fertilized by irony and satire.

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Yes I am aware of that and stated that in my first response.

cwp3420

Say it ain’t so!!

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

Crap!!! That was my primary source of news. It seemed to be the only one that made sense.
--Bob

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Nothing gets passed you does it?

Rose42