New IPhone 13 Will Require V******tion To Unlock Screen
Sep 17, 2021 09:27:40 #
CUPERTINO, CA—During the much-anticipated unveiling of the new iPhone 13 at this year's Apple Event, CEO Tim Cook revealed that the newest model and iOS will ask users to confirm v******tion status before unlocking the screen.
"We here at Apple are doing our part to keep you safe by keeping our sacred products out of the hands of the filthy unv******ted," said Cook as he paced the stage. "That's why starting with the iPhone 13, all Apple users will be required to scan their v******tion card in order to unlock their iPhones."
The crowd stood to their feet and cheered at the brilliant idea.
"I think it's a brilliant idea," said Apple fan Mavis Bimbasquelch as he walked out of the event. "If those stupid dumb anti-v**xers don't want to get v******ted, they can build their own computer company. Also, I hope they die."
Tim Cook confirmed he has software engineers and Chinese Uyghur s***es working overtime to ensure the "vax-verify" technology is ready for primetime.
"We vow to bar the unv******ted from connecting with the world," said Cook. "It's the moral thing to do."
You can check out the announcement video here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RR_2Von6EPI&feature=emb_logo
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-iphone-will-require-v******tion-to-unlock-screen
"We here at Apple are doing our part to keep you safe by keeping our sacred products out of the hands of the filthy unv******ted," said Cook as he paced the stage. "That's why starting with the iPhone 13, all Apple users will be required to scan their v******tion card in order to unlock their iPhones."
The crowd stood to their feet and cheered at the brilliant idea.
"I think it's a brilliant idea," said Apple fan Mavis Bimbasquelch as he walked out of the event. "If those stupid dumb anti-v**xers don't want to get v******ted, they can build their own computer company. Also, I hope they die."
Tim Cook confirmed he has software engineers and Chinese Uyghur s***es working overtime to ensure the "vax-verify" technology is ready for primetime.
"We vow to bar the unv******ted from connecting with the world," said Cook. "It's the moral thing to do."
You can check out the announcement video here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RR_2Von6EPI&feature=emb_logo
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-iphone-will-require-v******tion-to-unlock-screen
Sep 17, 2021 09:31:02 #
Rose, that's priceless, regardless of the references which you quoted. Apple, leading the way to a safer world.
--Bob
--Bob
Rose42 wrote:
CUPERTINO, CA—During the much-anticipated unveilin... (show quote)
Sep 17, 2021 10:04:40 #
berchman
Loc: South Central PA
Rose42 wrote:
CUPERTINO, CA—During the much-anticipated unveilin... (show quote)
What would it take to unlock the minuscule remaining bit of IQ in your brain?
Sep 17, 2021 10:09:45 #
Why do you feel the need to post an insult?
Oh, and miniscule is spelled minuscule, in case you need to use that word again.
--Bob
Oh, and miniscule is spelled minuscule, in case you need to use that word again.
--Bob
berchman wrote:
What would it take to unlock the miniscule remaining bit of IQ in your brain?
Sep 17, 2021 10:13:45 #
Bazbo
Loc: Lisboa, Portugal
Rose42 wrote:
CUPERTINO, CA—During the much-anticipated unveilin... (show quote)
Boy are you a sucker. Here is the actual launch annoncement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLEJf8Lscbw
You might check out the actual press releases coming from, you know, Apple. No mention of anything even remotely like this.
Did you even notice that the person n your video s not even Tim Cook? Of course you didn't.
Of course, Babylon Bee is a satire site--kind of a down market version of the Onion.
But the fringe media, and the rest of the right wing Drooling Class is running with it. You guys will fall for anything. Anything, except for facts, that is.
Sep 17, 2021 10:17:23 #
Racmanaz
Loc: Sunny Tucson!
Bazbo wrote:
Boy are you a sucker. Here is the actual launch an... (show quote)
It went right over your head. lol
Sep 17, 2021 10:22:56 #
Wow, did you get sucked into that one. Ever think some postings are made with humor in mind? Or are you so adamantly prejudiced against anything that someone with opposing political views posts that you fail to see the humor? You even cited that one of the references was a satirical site. However, even with that in mind, you had to head for the gutter and insult instead.
--Bob
--Bob
Bazbo wrote:
Boy are you a sucker. Here is the actual launch an... (show quote)
Sep 17, 2021 10:30:01 #
Bazbo
Loc: Lisboa, Portugal
rmalarz wrote:
Wow, did you get sucked into that one. Ever think some postings are made with humor in mind? Or are you so adamantly prejudiced against anything that someone with opposing political views posts that you fail to see the humor? You even cited that one of the references was a satirical site. However, even with that in mind, you had to head for the gutter and insult instead.
--Bob
--Bob
Yes but have you noticed the other fringe media outlets running with it? I did not get sucked into anything and I think a great many of you will believe outlandish BS, even coming from a satire site if it shores up your confirmation bias.
The thing about satire it has to be believable at some level as to make one think twice. This is not satire--it is just malignant stupidity.
Sep 17, 2021 10:38:56 #
Racmanaz
Loc: Sunny Tucson!
Bazbo wrote:
Yes but have you noticed the other fringe media outlets running with it? I did not get sucked into anything and I think a great many of you will believe outlandish BS, even coming from a satire site if it shores up your confirmation bias.
The thing about satire it has to be believable at some level as to make one think twice. This is not satire--it is just malignant stupidity.
The thing about satire it has to be believable at some level as to make one think twice. This is not satire--it is just malignant stupidity.
You missed the point, none of us will believe this nonsense as you asserted. It's not like WE fell for the Russia/Trump collusion conspiracy as YOU and ALL of your ilk did for years and still do.
Sep 17, 2021 12:52:20 #
Bazbo wrote:
Boy are you a sucker. Here is the actual launch an... (show quote)
What on earth is wrong with you? I know that wasn’t Tim Cook. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Thats it. And the Bee is smarter and cleaner than the Onion.
Your reaction was juvenile at best. Speaking of Drooling Class - you fit the bill nicely with that post.
Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
Sep 17, 2021 12:53:34 #
Bazbo wrote:
Yes but have you noticed the other fringe media outlets running with it? I did not get sucked into anything and I think a great many of you will believe outlandish BS, even coming from a satire site if it shores up your confirmation bias.
The thing about satire it has to be believable at some level as to make one think twice. This is not satire--it is just malignant stupidity.
The thing about satire it has to be believable at some level as to make one think twice. This is not satire--it is just malignant stupidity.
Malignant stupidity...like your over the top reaction to it?
Sep 17, 2021 12:53:59 #
berchman
Loc: South Central PA
Rose42 wrote:
What on earth is wrong with you? I know that wasn’t Tim Cook. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Thats it. And the Bee is smarter and cleaner than the Onion.
Your reaction was juvenile at best. Speaking of Drooling Class - you fit the bill nicely with that post.
Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
Your reaction was juvenile at best. Speaking of Drooling Class - you fit the bill nicely with that post.
Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
It wasn't funny. It was just a political rant thinly disguised as a joke.
Sep 17, 2021 12:58:37 #
rmalarz wrote:
Why do you feel the need to post an insult?
Oh, and miniscule is spelled minuscule, in case you need to use that word again.
--Bob
Oh, and miniscule is spelled minuscule, in case you need to use that word again.
--Bob
The responses to this are interesting and revealing.
Sep 17, 2021 14:13:41 #
Bazbo
Loc: Lisboa, Portugal
Rose42 wrote:
What on earth is wrong with you? I know that wasn’t Tim Cook. I posted it because I thought it was funny. Thats it. And the Bee is smarter and cleaner than the Onion.
Your reaction was juvenile at best. Speaking of Drooling Class - you fit the bill nicely with that post.
Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
Your reaction was juvenile at best. Speaking of Drooling Class - you fit the bill nicely with that post.
Go buy yourself a sense of humor.
Got it. So your argument is that "We're not Stupid! We new it was satire!" Right. After I pointed it out you.
Not in the least convinced.
Sep 17, 2021 14:19:38 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
rmalarz wrote:
Why do you feel the need to post an insult?
Oh, and miniscule is spelled minuscule, in case you need to use that word again.
--Bob
Oh, and miniscule is spelled minuscule, in case you need to use that word again.
--Bob
Both spellings are acceptable. Look it up, if you are able. They are actually different words. One being based on minus, and the other being bases on mini, but they mean the same time. I see he changed it without checking. I wouldn't have.
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