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Sep 12, 2021 12:34:02   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
How do you know that God likes math?

He said, "Go forth and multiply."

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Sep 12, 2021 12:43:00   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
He also likes baseball.

"In the big inning" - Genesis
"And Aaron was struck out" - Moses
--Bob
jerryc41 wrote:
How do you know that God likes math?

He said, "Go forth and multiply."

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Sep 12, 2021 12:46:39   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
jerryc41 wrote:
How do you know that God likes math?

He said, "Go forth and multiply."

"..And they did so in abundance!"

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Sep 12, 2021 13:13:00   #
Muddyvalley Loc: McMinnville, Oregon
 
BBurns wrote:
"..And they did so in abundance!"


A mistranslation the original was "in a barn dance"

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Sep 12, 2021 13:25:46   #
Retired CPO Loc: Travel full time in an RV
 
I can do the multiplying. But the dividing gets me every time!

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Sep 12, 2021 14:45:58   #
RiJoRi Loc: Sandy Ridge, NC
 
jerryc41 wrote:
How do you know that God likes math?

He said, "Go forth and multiply."


Except for certain snakes - the adders! 🙄

--Rich

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Sep 12, 2021 15:38:13   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
RiJoRi wrote:
Except for certain snakes - the adders! 🙄

--Rich
Well played!

Puff

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Sep 13, 2021 06:44:07   #
Bloke Loc: Waynesboro, Pennsylvania
 
Moses was a biker.... "And the roar of his triumph could be heard throughout the land..."

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Sep 13, 2021 07:09:35   #
Brian in Whitby Loc: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
 
jerryc41 wrote:
How do you know that God likes math?

He said, "Go forth and multiply."


Two snakes wriggled up to him and said, "We can't multiply; we are adders."
He replied, "No problem.
Use logarithms."

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Sep 13, 2021 07:53:41   #
Tex-s
 
rmalarz wrote:
He also likes baseball.

"In the big inning" - Genesis
"And Aaron was struck out" - Moses
--Bob


God and baseball, LOL. It may not be everyone's cup of tea, but here is a comedy skit concerning biblical names and baseball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkpKj2j4jtU

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Sep 13, 2021 08:06:03   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Wow! Great replies.

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Sep 13, 2021 08:07:31   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Tex-s wrote:
God and baseball, LOL. It may not be everyone's cup of tea, but here is a comedy skit concerning biblical names and baseball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkpKj2j4jtU



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Sep 13, 2021 11:12:29   #
HOHIMER
 
Brian in Whitby wrote:
Two snakes wriggled up to him and said, "We can't multiply; we are adders."
He replied, "No problem.
Use logarithms."


So, they did go forth to find logs that might sing in time.

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Sep 13, 2021 13:42:04   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
One of the states was named in Genesis. Near the end of the story of the Great Flood, the scriptures state that Noah opened the window of the "Ark and Saw" land.

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Sep 13, 2021 13:52:27   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
One of the states was named in Genesis. Near the end of the story of the Great Flood, the scriptures state that Noah opened the window of the "Ark and Saw" land.
...because the Ark ran aground on a "Little Rock!"

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