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Aug 14, 2021 08:47:14   #
mr spock Loc: Fairfield CT
 
Jewish Humor



Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, listed as one of the

characteristics of Jewish humor, revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance.



This is such a story:



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Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up

next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says,

“Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?"



Moshe burst into tears.



"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.

What’s your problem?"



"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says. "I'm a complete failure. “I was late to a meeting

and my boss fired me. “When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and

I don't have any insurance. "I left my wallet in the cab I took home. “I found my wife in bed

with the postman and then my dog bit me. “So I came to this bar to work up the courage

to put an end to it all.



“I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;

then you show up and drink the whole thing!



“But enough about me, how's your day going?"

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Aug 14, 2021 09:08:21   #
Tomfl101 Loc: Mount Airy, MD
 
Good one!

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Aug 14, 2021 09:28:13   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Aug 14, 2021 10:23:12   #
Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY
 
Love it!

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Aug 14, 2021 10:33:16   #
ronpier Loc: Poland Ohio
 
mr spock wrote:
Jewish Humor



Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, listed as one of the

characteristics of Jewish humor, revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance.



This is such a story:



================================================





Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up

next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says,

“Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?"



Moshe burst into tears.



"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.

What’s your problem?"



"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says. "I'm a complete failure. “I was late to a meeting

and my boss fired me. “When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and

I don't have any insurance. "I left my wallet in the cab I took home. “I found my wife in bed

with the postman and then my dog bit me. “So I came to this bar to work up the courage

to put an end to it all.



“I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;

then you show up and drink the whole thing!



“But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Jewish Humor br br br br ... (show quote)


Now that’s a good one!! Made my morning. Thank you.

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Aug 14, 2021 14:23:08   #
fjdarling Loc: Mesa, Arizona, USA
 
LOL

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Aug 15, 2021 05:11:33   #
FiddleMaker Loc: Merrimac, MA
 
mr spock wrote:
Jewish Humor



Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, listed as one of the

characteristics of Jewish humor, revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance.



This is such a story:



================================================





Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up

next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says,

“Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?"



Moshe burst into tears.



"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.

What’s your problem?"



"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says. "I'm a complete failure. “I was late to a meeting

and my boss fired me. “When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and

I don't have any insurance. "I left my wallet in the cab I took home. “I found my wife in bed

with the postman and then my dog bit me. “So I came to this bar to work up the courage

to put an end to it all.



“I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;

then you show up and drink the whole thing!



“But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Jewish Humor br br br br ... (show quote)

GOOD ONE !!!!!

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Aug 15, 2021 06:51:35   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
mr spock wrote:
Jewish Humor



Leo Rosten, the great Jewish writer and authority on Jewish humor, listed as one of the

characteristics of Jewish humor, revenge over the oppressor by the use of guile or circumstance.



This is such a story:



================================================





Moshe was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up

next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig and menacingly says,

“Thanks Jew Boy, whatcha going to do about it?"



Moshe burst into tears.



"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.

What’s your problem?"



"This is the worst day of my life," Moshe says. "I'm a complete failure. “I was late to a meeting

and my boss fired me. “When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and

I don't have any insurance. "I left my wallet in the cab I took home. “I found my wife in bed

with the postman and then my dog bit me. “So I came to this bar to work up the courage

to put an end to it all.



“I buy a drink; drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;

then you show up and drink the whole thing!



“But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Jewish Humor br br br br ... (show quote)


Very good!

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Aug 15, 2021 08:45:18   #
RGreenway Loc: Morristown, New Jersey
 
Great!

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Aug 15, 2021 09:58:34   #
Dannj
 
Love it.
My Dad was a fan of the late Myron Cohen and taught me to appreciate his humor.

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Aug 15, 2021 10:32:39   #
jederick Loc: Northern Utah
 
Love their humor!!

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Aug 15, 2021 11:13:13   #
Rab-Eye Loc: Indiana
 
😂😂😂

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Aug 15, 2021 12:44:38   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Aug 15, 2021 12:50:38   #
philo Loc: philo, ca
 
great one.

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Aug 15, 2021 13:32:45   #
willaim Loc: Sunny Southern California
 
Heard that story many times and I still laugh.

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