Moondoggie Loc: Southern California

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender... Ever since I was a child, I've had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him:
“I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400. A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.”
It's always better to get a second opinion.

Vector

LOL!

Toment Loc: FL, IL

Good one! Thanks

NMGal Loc: NE NM

Good one.

couch coyote Loc: northern Illinois

Haha, love it! Thanks.

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Schwabo Loc: Florida

Ha Ha, I send it on.

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olddutch Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin

That is one to put under yyour bed.... LOL

DickC Loc: NE Washington state

LOL!!