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Do keys reproduce?
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Aug 10, 2021 22:58:18   #
Curmudgeon Loc: SE Arizona
 
Keys are just like clothes hangers, they reproduce in dark spaces

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Aug 11, 2021 06:45:24   #
srt101fan
 
RiJoRi wrote:
We stick our old keys to the shower floor!

Yep! I now sing "on key" in the shower! 🤪

--Rich


Wouldn't work for me. My wife would just say I'm a bad-singin' ole guy with sore feet....😥

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Aug 11, 2021 07:59:11   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
You’ll find out what the key belongs to the day after you throw it out and you find that that old bike in the garage has a bike lock through the spokes.

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Aug 11, 2021 08:36:30   #
Bridges Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
 
srt101fan wrote:
We're downsizing and trying to get rid of 50 years of accumulated stuff. I'm stunned by the incredible number of keys emerging from drawers, boxes, and miscellaneous other hiding places. Large keys, small keys, all kinds of shapes. We don't have a clue what locks they belong to. Do keys multiply while you aren't looking?.... 🤔


I think every time you have guests in your home, they always leave a key for no particular reason at all!

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Aug 11, 2021 08:44:00   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Yes, they do, and you can get genetic variants. I got rid of most of my old keys a couple of months ago, but the drawer is almost full of them again. In addition to the ones I need, I have a lots of strange-looking mutations. As long as they don't start crawling out of the drawer at night, I'm okay.

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Aug 11, 2021 09:41:53   #
Jack47 Loc: Ontario
 
srt101fan wrote:
We're downsizing and trying to get rid of 50 years of accumulated stuff. I'm stunned by the incredible number of keys emerging from drawers, boxes, and miscellaneous other hiding places. Large keys, small keys, all kinds of shapes. We don't have a clue what locks they belong to. Do keys multiply while you aren't looking?.... 🤔


All those socks you lost over the years, became keys. 😄😄😄

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Aug 11, 2021 13:37:54   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
Bridges wrote:
I think every time you have guests in your home, they always leave a key for no particular reason at all!


A great idea. If you have too many keys, put a couple in your pocket and next time you visit someone stick one of them between the couch cushions. It becomes someone else's problem.

The principle could be extended to anything you have a lot of and that fits in your pocket and between couch cushions.

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Aug 11, 2021 18:09:06   #
srt101fan
 
Will metal recyclers take keys or are they too small to bother with?

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Aug 11, 2021 18:15:09   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
srt101fan wrote:
Will metal recyclers take keys or are they too small to bother with?


I just used the metal bin in the lab machine shop. They're too small to bother with as far as a metal recycling business is concerned.

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Aug 11, 2021 19:11:28   #
Smudgey Loc: Ohio, Calif, Now Arizona
 
RiJoRi wrote:
We stick our old keys to the shower floor!

Yep! I now sing "on key" in the shower! 🤪

--Rich


That's the worst joke I have ever heard.😜

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Aug 12, 2021 08:49:20   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
Jack47 wrote:
All those socks you lost over the years, became keys. 😄😄😄


I have a theory about those "lost" socks. Socks don't get lost in the dryer. All that lint forms new socks.

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