Maine farmer
Oct 15, 2012 23:12:38 #
A Maine farmer was selling vegetables along the roadside.
A big flashy limousine with Texas license plates pulled in.
A tall Texan in a fancy cowboy hat got out and asked "Are you a farmer?"
The farmer said "ahhh yup"
The Texan asked, "You got a big spread"
The farmer answered "Big enuf"
The Texan said,.. I can get in my truck and drive and drive and drive and never reach the other side of my farm"
The farmer replied,.."ahhhh yup,...I had me a truck like that once"
A big flashy limousine with Texas license plates pulled in.
A tall Texan in a fancy cowboy hat got out and asked "Are you a farmer?"
The farmer said "ahhh yup"
The Texan asked, "You got a big spread"
The farmer answered "Big enuf"
The Texan said,.. I can get in my truck and drive and drive and drive and never reach the other side of my farm"
The farmer replied,.."ahhhh yup,...I had me a truck like that once"
Oct 16, 2012 08:36:12 #
I love Texas jokes, thanks. If Texas doesn't like being the second largest state, Alaska can divide itself in half and Texas can be the third largest state then.
Oct 16, 2012 09:26:41 #
Oct 16, 2012 11:05:27 #
Martys wrote:
A Maine farmer was selling vegetables along the ro... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Oct 16, 2012 17:40:30 #
Must have been an Aroostook county farmer. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 16, 2012 19:57:38 #
I got it, Marty. Guess ya gotta know a little bit about Mainahs to understand it.
Oct 17, 2012 04:10:27 #
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