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Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying Of C***D, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t V******ted, Then Sad Again Because He Was An I*****l I*******t
July 28th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Local compassionate progressive Karter Brynlee is recovering from an emotional roller coaster today after initially feeling sad for someone dying of C***D, then feeling a perverse thrill after finding out the victim hadn't been responsible enough to get v******ted, then sad again after realizing he was an i*****l i*******t who had snuck across the border.

"Oh, how sad," said Brynlee to himself, quickly followed by "HA! IN YOUR FACE YOU STUPID ANTI-VAX BOOMER!", which was quickly followed by "Oh man... what a tragedy."

"I am very compassionate," Brynlee then said to himself.

According to sources, tens of thousands of unv******ted undocumented immigrants are being released into the country. Experts say this is totally fine and nothing to worry about. According to Dr. F***i, the problem should be solved if we make 2-year-olds wear masks.

"That seems like the compassionate thing to do," Brynlee added.

As Brynlee continued to read the news, his sadness turned to joy once again when he found out that the i*****l i*******t was an anti-c*******t refugee from Cuba.

"Eh—I guess the dummy should have stayed in Cuba where they have the best healthcare," he said smugly. "Did I mention how compassionate I am?"



https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-feels-sad-for-man-dying-of-c***d-then-happy-after-hearing-he-wasnt-v******ted-then-sad-again-because-he-was-an-illegal-immigrant

dpullum Loc: Tampa Florida

Message to all ... Don't Be Stupid... Get v******ted. Without question, we took our Polio V*****e, and a decade before that in the Army or Small Pox ... and our Tetanus... each year our Flu shot... every 5 years bacteriological Pneumonia immunity. The C***D shot is free... yes you may get Delta, but if V******ted you will survive. Republicans Politicians have begun to realize their v**ers are dying ... and suddenly they are recommending all get shots... indeed a "come-to-Jesus revelation" as the old saying goes!!!

"the dummy should have stayed in Cuba where they have the best healthcare," sad to say, USA health care is behind times for the common citizen compared to the rest of the world. We are right there with Marimmar [Zimbobwy] when it comes to metrification... why our world is based on the width of a man's thumb. Finally standardized in the 14th century, King Edward II of England ruled that 1 inch equaled 3 grains of barley placed end to end lengthwise. Science prevails!!! NOT!

letmedance Loc: Walnut, Ca.

Message to Dpullum, Babalon bee is a satire site.

Blurryeyed Loc: NC Mountains.

Holy Heck! The Cuban Healthcare System is a disaster, in case you did not know, but of course you fell for all the propaganda promoting it as one of the best systems in the world.... Bet you are a Bernie v**er.

hondo812 Loc: Massachusetts

First, it's clear that you do not know what the Babylon Bee is.

Second, this is just as random as someones thumb.


The French originated the meter in the 1790s as one/ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to the north pole along a meridian through Paris. It is realistically represented by the distance between two marks on an iron bar kept in Paris. The International Bureau of Weights and Measures, created in 1875, upgraded the bar to one made of 90 percent platinum/10 percent iridium alloy.

The thumb, foot, and arm are measuring devices we all carry with us. Even DaVinci used them. Platinum bars, not so much.

Then of course there is this....

cwp3420

I thought you were intelligent enough to recognize satire, but I was wrong.

scooter1 Loc: Yacolt, Wa.

boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander

Just a note- Turns out that the "science" regarding the metric system is inaccurate.