A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi...
...walk into a bar. Or maybe not.
Clever. Very clever.
I like it !
I like Steve Kelly's cartoons. It was great when he worked for the San Diego Union back in the 80's and I got to see his work every day.
jerryc41 wrote:
...walk into a bar. Or maybe not.
"Oi vey!", quoth the Rabbe.
So a minister, priest, and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says βIs this some kind of joke?β Apologies to Garrison Keillor and all Hoggers.
cdayton wrote:
So a minister, priest, and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says βIs this some kind of joke?β Apologies to Garrison Keillor and all Hoggers.
And all the B'ars in the kitchen were raring to get their dinners despite the bartender. With apologies to Wylie Miller and his bears (B'ars).
One of my favorites:
The Minister, the Priest and the rabbi were arguing about the start of life.
The Minister insisted that it was at moment of conception.
The Priest countered that it was at the first quickening.
The Rabbi stops and the others stop with him.
He looks at them, saying that they are wrong. As he turns to continue his walk he says that life begins when the kids graduate from college. And move out of the house.
Stephan G wrote:
One of my favorites:
The Minister, the Priest and the rabbi were arguing about the start of life.
The Minister insisted that it was at moment of conception.
The Priest countered that it was at the first quickening.
The Rabbi stops and the others stop with him.
He looks at them, saying that they are wrong. As he turns to continue his walk he says that life begins when the kids graduate from college. And move out of the house.
One of my favorites: br br The Minister, the Prie... (
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If he moves out of the house.
Boney
Loc: Huntington Beach
Couldn't help this.
A Priest, a minister and a rabbit walked into a blood bank. The nurse asked the rabbit if he knew what his blood type was. The rabbit said it was probably a Type O.
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