The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living.
One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker." Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office.
Then, 15 minutes later, he returned. So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"
Johnny said "Yes"
"Well, what did the principal say?" "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple, and asked for my phone number."
FRENCHY wrote:
The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living.
One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.
When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My mom's a streetwalker." Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office.
Then, 15 minutes later, he returned. So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"
Johnny said "Yes"
"Well, what did the principal say?" "He said that every job is important in our economy, gave me an apple, and asked for my phone number."
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I've loved "Little Johnny" jokes for decades.
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
When I was teaching in an elementary school a little 1st grade girl told me her father was an airline pilot and that when he flew to Europe he would bring back expensive powder for her mommy. I agreed that some powders can be very expensive, like Channel. She said no this powder is called cocaine, I agreed that was very expensive powder.
[quote=FRENCHY]The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what their mothers did for a living.
Good one Frenchy. Thanks.
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