Humor
Jun 13, 2021 13:16:32 #
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home ,
taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her
and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out
with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for
that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of
her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled
out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As
Ethel neared the final corridor , Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, and
holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
"Oh, good grief ," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"
taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her
and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out
with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for
that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of
her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled
out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As
Ethel neared the final corridor , Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, and
holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.
"Oh, good grief ," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"
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Jun 14, 2021 19:24:53 #
MrMophoto wrote:
I had no idea where that was going, very funny
Same here.
Jun 14, 2021 19:32:28 #
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