Potatoes.
Oct 12, 2012 22:13:02 #
A Girl and a Boy potato had eyes for each other and finally got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam."Of course , they wanted the best for Yam.
When it came time to tell her about the facts of life, they warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato," and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her in the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either.She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoe string cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told her to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. Also the greasy guys from France called "French Fries."
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds. or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say "Frito Lay."
Mr and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (thats potato University) so that when she graduated, she'd really be in the chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced that she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw?
Mr and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw.
You ready for this.................
Because he is just ..................
Are you sure you are ready........
OK
Here it is!!!!!
A commontater!
When it came time to tell her about the facts of life, they warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato," and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her in the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either.She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoe string cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told her to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. Also the greasy guys from France called "French Fries."
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds. or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say "Frito Lay."
Mr and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (thats potato University) so that when she graduated, she'd really be in the chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced that she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw?
Mr and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw.
You ready for this.................
Because he is just ..................
Are you sure you are ready........
OK
Here it is!!!!!
A commontater!
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Oct 13, 2012 10:24:52 #
DannyBoy1969
Loc: Georgia
I always say, there"s nothing like a good joke....... and that was nothing like a good joke! lol (cute though really)
Oct 13, 2012 13:07:41 #
Yes,really cute,sent it on to someone who needs a good laugh,thank you,really took a lot of thinking after all to spin such a little story....
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