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The Blonde....
Jun 9, 2021 11:19:18   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
..and the nail.

The blonde and the nail

Roseline, a young blonde girl from the city, married Albert, a dairy farmer.

One morning, Albert said to Roseline:

- The man for insemination will come to inseminate one of our cows today. I placed a nail in the barn above the crib of the cow to be inseminated. You'll show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?

Then the farmer leaves for the fields.

After a while, the man for insemination arrives and knocks on the front door. Roseline takes him to the barn. They walk along the line of cows, and when she sees the nail, she tells him:

- That's it! It's this cow.

Very impressed by her competence, when he thought he was dealing with a naïve blonde, the man asks him:

- Tell me, Madam, how do you know that she is the cow to be inseminated?

- It's simple, it's because a nail is above its place, explains Roseline.

Astonished, the man asks:

- Why a nail?

And the blonde answers very simply:

- I guess..... that it is to hang your pants.

Jun 9, 2021 11:24:27   #
jdtonkinson Loc: Green Valley, AZ
a good one!!

Jun 9, 2021 11:44:37   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM

Jun 9, 2021 12:19:31   #
Robert1 Loc: Davie, FL
LOL. A very good blonde joke.

Jun 9, 2021 12:21:14   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
Good one Frenchy. Thanks.

Jun 9, 2021 12:26:24   #
willaim Loc: Sunny Southern California
And the blonde jokes keep coming and coming. Good one.

Jun 9, 2021 15:53:23   #
UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT

Jun 10, 2021 07:51:43   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Jun 10, 2021 08:20:29   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey

Jun 10, 2021 11:15:40   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
FRENCHY wrote:

Astonished, the man asks:

- Why a nail?

And the blonde answers very simply:

- I guess..... that it is to hang your pants.

Farmers do things differently around here. I hope.

Jun 10, 2021 20:16:15   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

Jun 10, 2021 21:40:55   #
lxu532 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
very funny!

Jun 10, 2021 21:44:27   #
Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY
Thank goodness we can still make blonde jokes.

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