This was my Uncle's favorite story
Jun 2, 2021 16:30:59 #
A traveling salesman of farm products pulls up a drive and sees a farmer walking from his barn. He parks and approaches the farmer and starts off with friendly small talk. He stops talking in mid sentence when he sees a huge 3 legged hog walk out of the barn. The farmer turns to see what the salesman saw and said "That hog saved my life. I took the hill over there at the wrong angle on my tractor and it fell over and pinned me under it. That hog ran to the house and caused such a ruckus that my son came out to see what was going on and the hog led him to me and help was called". The salesman was wide eyed as the Farmer said "He also saved my whole family when the shed that was close to the house cought fire at night and it started to set the south wall of the house on fire while we were all asleep. That Hog burst through the screen door and up the stairs squealing up a storm and got us up and out and we put the fire out and saved the house". The salesman asked "is that how the hog lost his leg?" The farmer replied" Oh no, you can't eat a special hog like that all at once"
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Nice. I’ve heard versions of this that had the hog down to the getting around on four stumps.
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OleMe
Loc: Montgomery Co., MD
jbmauser wrote:
A traveling salesman of farm products pulls up a d... (show quote)
No, no, no! I heard frim the horse's mouf that the pig dug the dirt from around the guy who was pinned. Then he pulled him free by the shirt collar.
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