Dogs Dinner.
May 18, 2021 09:34:52 #
Yesterday I was at my local Supermarket buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost two Stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now listening to my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'd stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's Bum and a car hit me.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost two Stones before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now listening to my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I'd stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's Bum and a car hit me.
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May 18, 2021 10:05:47 #
Doddy wrote:
Yesterday I was at my local Supermarket buying a l... (show quote)
I thought you were going to say you were lying in the driveway licking your junk, and your owner backed over you with the car.
May 18, 2021 10:35:41 #
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May 19, 2021 08:24:09 #
Doddy wrote:
Yesterday I was at my local Supermarket buying a l... (show quote)
Doddy you are a character.
May 19, 2021 08:28:41 #
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May 19, 2021 16:53:29 #
Heard that several years ago, but the guy telling it stepped of the curb to sniff an Great Dane's butt and was hit by a bus. He was banned from the store unless accompanied by his wife or another responsible adult.
May 19, 2021 18:22:49 #
May 20, 2021 03:04:57 #
samantha90 wrote:
Doddy you are a character.
A nice one I hope samantha..lol.
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