And you thought your job sucked
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cmc4214
Loc: S.W. Pennsylvania
Not such a bad job, I shoveled s**t at a dairy farm when I was a kid (10 yrs old till about 18) Would happily go back if it paid better.
May 9, 2021 06:36:41 #
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It's a real version of the old joke of the guy sweeping up after the elephants:
"That's a lousy job. Why don't you quit?"
"What? And get out of show business?"
"That's a lousy job. Why don't you quit?"
"What? And get out of show business?"
May 9, 2021 07:01:58 #
May 9, 2021 07:45:36 #
Muddyvalley wrote:
Just don't try that with a hippo! 
People will not understand this unless they have experienced hippo defecation..... The absolute funniest thing I ever saw in my life was decades ago in the Houston Zoo - they have a Hippo House - a roofed open-sided enclosure with a large pool for the hippos. At one end was a ramp. People were crowded around the rail watching the hippos, one of which was standing on the ramp, facing into the deeper water, with its butt right at water level. Its stubby little tail started going back and forth, and everyone watched, thinking how cute it was. THEN the S**T hit the fan - almost literally! It started flying everywhere - over people's heads - hitting the wall in great globs, sliding down to the floor. The looks on the faces in the crowd were priceless - as people screamed, racing out the exits! If the sides had not been open - had there been regular doorways - people would have died in the stampede!
May 9, 2021 07:46:45 #
Either this is photo-shopped or that poop-catcher does some serious biceps curls - that bag would be very heavy to hold with one outstretched arm!
May 9, 2021 08:21:28 #
Been there, done that ($1.00 hr). Best part was then spreading it out on a field, as long as the wind wasn't at your back.
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