Trevor2626 wrote:
This cricket team was a man short.A passing dog offered to stand in. His batting was exemplary and after his second century the team declared.The ecstatic captain ran up to him exclaiming,"Never seen the like.Awesome. Will you bowl,please?"
The dog was astounded."Bowl? Whoever heard of a dog bowling?"
Bet them Americans have no idea what "declared" means in cricket language but then I have lived in the USA for 20 yrs and have no idea what ERAs and Flyballs mean in baseball.