JohnFrim wrote:
Nylons eventually became panty hose, which led to…
The newlyweds were really eager to “get down to business” on the honeymoon. After a passionate but hasty session the young groom said, “I thought it was natural for a woman to curl her toes downward when aroused, but I never heard of the toes curling upward rhythmically,” to which the bride said, “You didn’t give me a chance to take off my panty hose!”
This is exactly why I ignore your prattle, it is so mindless. Please, tell it to the Marines.