burkphoto wrote:
The secret can be found on Frank Zappa's 1968 album, 'Lumpy Gravy'.
"I'm paranoid... very paranoid, and the water in my washing machine turns dark out of sympathy."
"Sympathy? Where can I get that?"
"It's from Kansas."
It's all in support of the concept of being absolutely ridiculous, of course... Yet the only folks who found it funny were probably stoned on pot.