Rose42

WASHINGTON D.C.—In an extraordinary act of bravery and heroism, a Secret Service agent dove in front of Biden to block a question from a pesky reporter.

As Biden slowly stepped out of his vehicle, a nosy reporter rudely attempted to ask him intrusive questions about things that were none of her business.

"Nooooooooooo!" said agent James Carter as the CBS reporter raised her hand to ask a completely inappropriate question-- possibly about the Middle East, or executive orders. Carter ran up to the president, arms outstretched, and dove through the air to shield the president from the incoming query.

"It's like everything went into slow motion," said Agent Carter. "My training kicked in and I leapt into action. I'm just happy I was able to make a difference."

Carter took the entire force of the blow from the incoming question before collapsing to the ground.

"Hey-- lookie there, they fly now!" said President Biden. "Hey there young man, would you mind not flying in front of me while I exit my vehicle? I have to get to the Oval Office in time for Matlock."

The Secret Service agent sustained minor injuries but is grateful to have saved the president from a reporter's unwelcome question.

"Just doing my job," he said.

https://babylonbee.com/news/heroic-secret-service-agent-dives-in-front-of-biden-as-reporter-tries-to-ask-a-question

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

soba1 Loc: Somewhere In So Ca

Our newly installed president

joecichjr Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA

I hope they throw the book at the miserable perpetrator

Rose42

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

OK you got 'em. Sleepy Joe is a "pesky reporter" magnet with dedicated ss protection.

... and Johnny Babylon? He's a naked French chick magnet. Go figure.

"It's not fair." Sleepy Joe

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

‘Mr. Biden, Why Are You A Total Loser?’ Asks New White House Reporter *Ronald Crump

*(aka "John Barron", "John Baron", "John Miller" and "David Dennison")

https://babylonbee.com/news/mr-biden-why-are-you-a-total-loser-asks-new-white-house-reporter-ronald-crump

FrumCA

Funny but probably true!!

dpullum Loc: Tampa Florida

The SS agent is trained to react not analyze what the black object is that was thrust at the president. The SS agent did the right thing, consider how many Trupites would like to k**l Biden and allow their Trump to take over.

The Evangelical Church, Some in the Military Pentagon, and The Trump M*****a would love to make the move like in Argentina Dirty War or as in Myanmar’s military staged a c**p. The Republicans can only win by i**********n, assassination, and v**er exclusion which is in progress. Desperation!!!

Quick thinking ... it could have been a gun or explosive device.

FrumCA

You do know the original post is satire don't you???

Rose42

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

Any question from an objective journalist is a potential explosion to the 't***sparent' Biden and his admin.

Rose42

Did you not know this was satire?

dlwhawaii Loc: Sunny Wailuku, Hawaii

Dumbass picture. It's Paris France. Way to go Tex.

dlwhawaii Loc: Sunny Wailuku, Hawaii

Aka Donald Drumpf (Supreme ex Liar in Chief). Tex, you're as useful as t**ts on a bull.