I went for my annual physical this morning. I had a new nurse, young and with no sense of humor. She had trouble getting my blood pressure. She kept trying, and trying, and trying. Finally, I said, "I know my heart is beating. I can feel it." she replied, "Okay."
Later, she was asking about my family history. She said, "I see your father has passed away. Did he have any medical problems?" I laughed and said, "Yes. That's why he died." No reaction.
She also asked if I could hold my urine, and I pictured me standing there with a jar of the stuff. I knew enough not to comment by that time.
I told the doctor about it, and he laughed.
LOL! People need to lighten up. Life is too short.
jerryc41 wrote:
I went for my annual physical this morning. I had a new nurse, young and with no sense of humor. She had trouble getting my blood pressure. She kept trying, and trying, and trying. Finally, I said, "I know my heart is beating. I can feel it." she replied, "Okay."
Later, she was asking about my family history. She said, "I see your father has passed away. Did he have any medical problems?" I laughed and said, "Yes. That's why he died." No reaction.
She also asked if I could hold my urine, and I pictured me standing there with a jar of the stuff. I knew enough not to comment by that time.
I told the doctor about it, and he laughed.
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I usually holler ouch when a new nurse puts the Pulse Ox reader on my finger, So far I have always gotten a laugh out of it.
I love when they connect the EKG wires, I'll jump as if shocked...gets them every time.
jimward
Loc: Perth, Western Australia
I went to see the doctor last week. He said "I Haven't seen you for a while." I said "No, I've been ill". He told me to stand by the window and stick out my tongue. I asked him why. He said he didn't like his neighbours.
I stole both those jokes from the late Tommy Cooper.
I've wanted to say "Only when I stand too close to the fire" to the question "Do you smoke" ? But never remember.
OnDSnap wrote:
I love when they connect the EKG wires, I'll jump as if shocked...gets them every time.
Since going on Medicare, I don't get the EKG or breathing test. I guess they figure that if I made it to the doctor's office, my heart is beating, and I'm breathing. I should have kept track of the number of questions I was asked from the time I arrived - orally and on paper. I bet it was over 100. I remember when a physical was more physical than verbal.
One interesting thing - although I was double-masked, they asked me to wear one of their blue surgical masks. Good idea. Some people use "masks" that are close to worthless.
When taking my blood pressure with the spag__meter each time the nurse would pump it up I'd straighten up in the chair a little bit as though they were inflating me. Usually gets a laugh and a "STOP THAT"! Now-a-days it's an automatic battery powered machine on a roll around stick allowing the nurse to write down or type into the computer your blood ox level while you're getting 'pumped up'. Oh the changes from the 40's. JimM
I have a rather pretty nurse practitioner who gives me my annual exam. When she told me she has a somewhat less embarrassing way to check my prostate, I asked, "You mean I can keep my clothes on?"
"Well not exactly," she responded, "you can lay on your side on the exam table."
"That's okay," I went on, "there are probably men out there who pay a lot of money for a good looking woman to do something like this."
"Oh wait," I said thoughtfully, "I AM paying a lot of money for a good looking woman to do this."
Luckily, she had a good sense of humor.
I had a checkup a couple of weeks ago. They used to ask, "When is your birthday?" Now every one of the staff that I saw asked, "Do you know when your birthday is?" The first one that asked me that made me think it was to test my memory. When I answered that I did indeed know when it was, she looked very confused and then asked when it was. So I guess it wasn't a test.
jerryc41 wrote:
I went for my annual physical this morning. I had a new nurse, young and with no sense of humor. She had trouble getting my blood pressure. She kept trying, and trying, and trying. Finally, I said, "I know my heart is beating. I can feel it." she replied, "Okay."
Later, she was asking about my family history. She said, "I see your father has passed away. Did he have any medical problems?" I laughed and said, "Yes. That's why he died." No reaction.
She also asked if I could hold my urine, and I pictured me standing there with a jar of the stuff. I knew enough not to comment by that time.
I told the doctor about it, and he laughed.
I went for my annual physical this morning. I had... (
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Just cup your hands, Jerry!!
When they ask me if I am fasting, I say, ”I got here as fast as I could, considering the traffic.”
Hard to know why she wouldn't play along with jokes. But some can have a lot on their plate outside of work, with some pretty heavy concerns.
In 87 years I have had many hospital episodes, some serious and all with some humor. Instead of showing my scars and bitching about the 'service', I liked to tell about the humor I experienced to forget the not so humorous.
This episode occurred a few years ago when I fell, got knocked unconscious, and was taken to a hospital. This was the 2nd time in a few month's time. As before, they examined me and transferred me to another hospital 'for observation". At the final destination, they parked me in a hallway for about 18 hours. [Funny part is below.]
After 18 hours, with only 6 ounces of ginger ale and a small breakfast, I was given release papers after convincing 2 dissenting out of 10 examining doctors to release me.
The funny part occurred about an hour after the ginger ale. I noticed that a couple of other people parked in the corridor got up and walked to the toilets. I decided to go also. A nurse, viewing me through their glass-enclosed sanctuary, ran up to me and said she would help me walk to the toilet. I told her I was OK, but she insisted. I knew I couldn't spend time arguing, so I let her walk me to the door. She walked me up to the urinal. I thought she was going to leave now and I started to reach into my pants. Instead, she whips out a bottle, looks me in the eye, and says, "Do you want me to hold it?" I said, "No, I'll hold it. You can hold the bottle."
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