scooter1 Loc: Yacolt, Wa.

What Starts With "F"




A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students.


The teacher asked, 'Johnny, what exactly is your problem?'

Johnny answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks finally had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.


Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he happily agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'


Johnny: '9..'

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Johnny: '36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright 3rd grader should know.



The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,
'You know, I reckon Johnny can go to the 3rd grade.'



But Ms. Brooks is still skeptical of the little bugger and says to the principal, 'Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions...'




The principal and Johnny both agree.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Johnny, after a moment answers, 'Legs..'



Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Johnny replied: 'Pockets.’ to the Principal’s great relief...



Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Johnny: 'Pants.'


By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open...

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

Now the principal's eyes open really wide and before he could intervene,

Johnny replied, 'Bubble gum.'



Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Johnny: 'Shake hands.'



The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks the final question…



Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?'

Johnny: 'Firetruck.'




The principal breaths a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher,

"Put the little bastard in 5th-Grade, I got the last six questions wrong myself..."

Curmudgeon Loc: SE Arizona

Thank you, On that I'll have another drink

tcthome Loc: NJ

PoppieJ Loc: North Georgia

sounds like he was too smart for 1st grade or at least for the first grade teacher

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

JRiepe Loc: Southern Illinois

I laughed out loud on this one.🤣

phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York

scooter1 Loc: Yacolt, Wa.

Unexpected outcome for 'Little Johnny jokes'.

scooter1 Loc: Yacolt, Wa.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. We need more levity in these hard times.

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

Is there a place where there is a collection of “Little Johnny” jokes?

goofybruce

A week in fifth grade and he will know all the "other" answers. 😁

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

Me too!

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

RKL349 Loc: Connecticut

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

scooter1 Loc: Yacolt, Wa.

Not sure. Maybe google. Someone sent me this.