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Mar 10, 2021 13:35:28   #
usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl
 
I met a Magical Fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the Fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"

"You crafty bastard," replied the Fairy.

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Mar 10, 2021 13:39:36   #
ShelbyDave Loc: Lone Rock, WI
 

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Mar 10, 2021 14:50:52   #
lxu532 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
funny!

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Mar 10, 2021 16:47:49   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Guaranteed to live forever.

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Mar 11, 2021 05:52:03   #
junglejim1949 Loc: Sacramento,CA
 
usnpilot wrote:
I met a Magical Fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the Fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"

"You crafty bastard," replied the Fairy.



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Mar 11, 2021 07:08:21   #
nimbushopper Loc: Tampa, FL
 
Sooo true!

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Mar 11, 2021 07:30:42   #
PaulBrit Loc: Merlin, Southern Oregon
 
Hens’ teeth are more likely!

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Mar 11, 2021 07:33:43   #
tcthome Loc: NJ
 

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Mar 11, 2021 07:54:28   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Mar 11, 2021 08:36:03   #
Stash Loc: South Central Massachusetts
 
Good one. I doubt we will ever see that day though.

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Mar 11, 2021 08:38:48   #
dpfoto Loc: Cape Coral, FL
 
We can only hope, but that's hopeless. :(

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Mar 11, 2021 08:56:58   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
usnpilot wrote:
I met a Magical Fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the Fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"

"You crafty bastard," replied the Fairy.



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Mar 11, 2021 09:40:34   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 
usnpilot wrote:
I met a Magical Fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the Fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"

"You crafty bastard," replied the Fairy.



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Mar 11, 2021 10:03:54   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Mar 11, 2021 11:54:17   #
Moondoggie Loc: Southern California
 
😀 Funny, thanks!

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