White House Press Corps Wears New Cheerleading Uniforms To Press Briefing
Jan 25, 2021 10:15:58 #
January 25st, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—
With a new administration taking over, the White House press corps marked the special occasion by wearing their newly issued uniforms: blue and white cheerleading outfits emblazoned with Biden's name.
"Please don't take this to mean we will not be fair and objective journalists during the Biden administration," said Jim Acosta of CNN as he adjusted his skirt. "We will continue to go after the president like we always have-- wait... Joe Biden is coming! EEEEEEEEEEE!" Acosta then began to jump up and down, shaking his pom-poms.
"How dare you insinuate that I'm anything less than impartial when covering the president!" said MSNBC reporter Jane Seelie. "I'm a proud journalist and I have no problem holding Biden's feet to the fire on questions about how his dogs are doing, or how he plans to protect our country from MAGA terrorists, or how he has so much stamina at his age. I will always ask the tough questions as long as he still gives me his autograph and lets me wear his jacket for the weekend."
The press corps went wild as Press Secretary Jen Psaki entered the room. Three young reporters in the front row fainted. From the back row, NBC Correspondent Peter Alexander led the group in a cheer.
"Give me a B! Give me an I! Give me a D! Give me an E! Give me an N! What's that spell? BIDEN!"
"Fricka-fracka firec*****r, sis boom bah, JOE BIDEN, JOE BIDEN, RAH RAH RAH!"
"Yeah, we're just having a bit of fun," said Alexander. "We are very impartial and serious journalists. Trust us."
WASHINGTON, D.C.—
With a new administration taking over, the White House press corps marked the special occasion by wearing their newly issued uniforms: blue and white cheerleading outfits emblazoned with Biden's name.
"Please don't take this to mean we will not be fair and objective journalists during the Biden administration," said Jim Acosta of CNN as he adjusted his skirt. "We will continue to go after the president like we always have-- wait... Joe Biden is coming! EEEEEEEEEEE!" Acosta then began to jump up and down, shaking his pom-poms.
"How dare you insinuate that I'm anything less than impartial when covering the president!" said MSNBC reporter Jane Seelie. "I'm a proud journalist and I have no problem holding Biden's feet to the fire on questions about how his dogs are doing, or how he plans to protect our country from MAGA terrorists, or how he has so much stamina at his age. I will always ask the tough questions as long as he still gives me his autograph and lets me wear his jacket for the weekend."
The press corps went wild as Press Secretary Jen Psaki entered the room. Three young reporters in the front row fainted. From the back row, NBC Correspondent Peter Alexander led the group in a cheer.
"Give me a B! Give me an I! Give me a D! Give me an E! Give me an N! What's that spell? BIDEN!"
"Fricka-fracka firec*****r, sis boom bah, JOE BIDEN, JOE BIDEN, RAH RAH RAH!"
"Yeah, we're just having a bit of fun," said Alexander. "We are very impartial and serious journalists. Trust us."
Jan 25, 2021 10:30:06 #
I hope those girls know their boy Biden just signed an executive order making them losers in their school sports careers.
Jan 25, 2021 10:34:37 #
Fotoartist wrote:
I hope those girls know their boy Biden just signed an executive order making them losers in their school sports careers.
Yep. Pretty soon cheerleading will be contaminated as well. By the way, isn't that Kamala second from the right?
Jan 25, 2021 11:00:11 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
January 25st, 2021 br br WASHINGTON, D.C.— br br... (show quote)
The Biden cheer girls are treated well and paid every week.
The poor old USA Freedom Kids had to sue Trump to get paid.
"Never pay the little people Donald." Roy Cohn
"Never pay the little people Roy." Joe McCarthy
Jan 25, 2021 11:09:24 #
Texcaster wrote:
The Biden cheer girls are treated well and paid every week.
The poor old USA Freedom Kids had to sue Trump to get paid.
"Never pay the little people Donald." Roy Cohn
"Never pay the little people Roy." Joe McCarthy
The poor old USA Freedom Kids had to sue Trump to get paid.
"Never pay the little people Donald." Roy Cohn
"Never pay the little people Roy." Joe McCarthy
And they dropped their suit.
Jan 25, 2021 11:12:44 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
And they dropped their suit.
They grabbed him by the short and curlies until he paid up? Good onya USA Freedom Kids! Well done!
Jan 25, 2021 15:32:14 #
"Before I'm done here Acosta I'll fix it so you won't even be able to get work as a Sleepy Joe cheerleader!!
And never ...ever ... ask about 'the caravans of doom' again!" DJT
Boy was Babylon ever wrong on that one eh Scooper?
And never ...ever ... ask about 'the caravans of doom' again!" DJT
Boy was Babylon ever wrong on that one eh Scooper?
Jan 25, 2021 16:10:56 #
Fotoartist wrote:
I hope those girls know their boy Biden just signed an executive order making them losers in their school sports careers.
I dont see any black women
Jan 25, 2021 16:17:00 #
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Jan 25, 2021 20:36:15 #
Texcaster wrote:
This is the part where Rose usually explains to you this is a gag thread.
Looks like you're doing a good job choking on it.
Jan 25, 2021 20:37:31 #
Texcaster wrote:
The Biden cheer girls are treated well and paid every week.
The poor old USA Freedom Kids had to sue Trump to get paid.
"Never pay the little people Donald." Roy Cohn
"Never pay the little people Roy." Joe McCarthy
The poor old USA Freedom Kids had to sue Trump to get paid.
"Never pay the little people Donald." Roy Cohn
"Never pay the little people Roy." Joe McCarthy
Is that H****r in the back?
Jan 25, 2021 20:43:05 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
Yep. Pretty soon cheerleading will be contaminated as well. By the way, isn't that Kamala second from the right?
There have been male cheerleaders for years, not that that has anymore to do with the OP than your post did.
Jan 25, 2021 20:53:23 #
thom w wrote:
There have been male cheerleaders for years, not that that has anymore to do with the OP than your post did.
Gee, tommy, I don't think any of us knew that. Operative word for you here is MALE cheerleaders. MALE cheerleaders don't wear skirts, tommy. MALE cheerleaders don't try to use the women's bath or locker rooms. MALE cheerleaders don't try to be something they are not and will never be.
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