Here Is A Terrifying List Of Biden's First Executive Orders As President: January 24st, 2021 We knew it was coming, but it still stings. From his very first minute in office, Biden...

BlackRipleyDog

January 24st, 2021

We knew it was coming, but it still stings. From his very first minute in office, Biden wasted no time in undoing American greatness with a stroke of his pen. We still have 4 years left. God help us all. Here is a list of the executive orders Biden signed on day 1:

Canceling the Keystone XL pipeline - From now on, all our oil must be purchased from ISIS.

All jobs that Trump created are now illegal - We can't have our jobs tainted with w***e s*******y. Don't worry, you'll get your stimulus check.

Every family home must now have a t*********r bathroom - Also, every family will be required to have at least one t*********r child.

Tear down the entire border wall - Everyone can now come and go whenever they want. The kids in the cages have to stay though. Pure evil.

Arrest Donald Trump on one count of being Donald Trump - Also calls for the arrest of 75 million people for accessory to being Donald Trump.

Homeschooling now outlawed - All children must now be indoctrinated from 6 months old by a professional Marxist.

Anyone who mispronounces "Kamala" will be thrown in prison - Like a common pot smoker.

All guns must be converted to shoot only NERF bullets - Much safer that way. Could save millions of lives.

Metamucil is now a human right - As is prune juice and naptime.

Gyms must now encourage body positivity and serve free pizza - Just like Planet Fitness.

Extra stimulus check to whoever reports a Trump donor - Do your duty!

Emergency federal aid to all people whose first name is "H****r" and whose last name is "Biden" - Doesn't seem fair.

Misg****ring someone will now be punished with death by firing squad - Deadnaming someone will get you an even worse punishment.

Calling an unnecessary meeting at work now punishable by 15 years in Gitmo - Actually, we're OK with this one. Come to think of it, maybe Biden is the greatest president ever.

Either way, it looks like we're in for a long 4 years.

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thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

BlackRipleyDog wrote:

January 24st, 2021 br br We knew it was coming, b... (show quote)

You aren't the craziest person out there, but since most crazy people cover it up to one extent or another, you tend to look like it.

BlackRipleyDog

thom w wrote:

You aren't the craziest person out there, but since most crazy people cover it up to one extent or another, you tend to look like it.

Hang onto your nutsack Thom. It just gets crazier from now on.

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

Although some of this is tongue in cheek, he's already shown that he intends to ruin this country.
--Bob

BlackRipleyDog wrote:

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BlackRipleyDog

rmalarz wrote:

Although some of this is tongue in cheek, he's already shown that he intends to ruin this country.
--Bob

Oh definitely. The real crime is that he is just signing this stuff that is being created by his so-called "Staff". The man has lost the ability to think critically and is just walking through each day in a fog. Harris is his sock-puppet-master. Everything that crosses his desk originates in the Office of the Vice President. He also k**led Trump's EO on prices on Insulin for diabetics. So insulin will still continue to cost $500 a vile.

Kraken Loc: Barry's Bay

BlackRipleyDog wrote:

Oh definitely. The real crime is that he is just signing this stuff that is being created by his so-called "Staff". The man has lost the ability to think critically and is just walking through each day in a fog. Harris is his sock-puppet-master. Everything that crosses his desk originates in the Office of the Vice President.

To know that you must have been in the room.

Where were you hiding, under the table?

McKinneyMike Loc: Texas

LOL! Four days and the legacy of what Trump did has faded from the jaded minds of the Alt-Right :) So happy that they can now sit back and watch.

BlackRipleyDog

Kraken wrote:

To know that you must have been in the room.

Where were you hiding, under the table?

Right on schedule. Night Crawler Kraken slithers out from under his rock.

BlackRipleyDog

McKinneyMike wrote:

LOL! Four days and the legacy of what Trump did has faded from the jaded minds of the Alt-Right :) So happy that they can now sit back and watch.

Yes, now you can sit back and watch your standard-of-living go down the crapper. Congratulations dickwad.

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

rmalarz wrote:

Although some of this is tongue in cheek, he's already shown that he intends to ruin this country.
--Bob

I thought it was "run" this country but you are right it is "ruin".

JoKe Biden, not my president.

gorgehiker Loc: Lexington, Ky

BlackRipleyDog wrote:

January 24st, 2021 br br We knew it was coming, b... (show quote)

It turns out that "Sleepy Joe" isn't so sleepy after all. That was just another of Trump's lies that he fed to the fools who supported him.

BlackRipleyDog

Fotoartist wrote:

I thought it was "run" this country but you are right it is "ruin".

JoKe Biden, not my president.

Put Harris on the back side. "Not My Vice-President Either".
Also as his dementia ramps up, it will be "Choke Biden" more frequently.

BlackRipleyDog

gorgehiker wrote:

It turns out that "Sleepy Joe" isn't so sleepy after all. That was just another of Trump's lies that he fed to the fools who supported him.

This wasn't relevant the first time you posted earlier in the week. But if redundancy is all you got; I guess you have to go with your strengths.

Bazbo Loc: Lisboa, Portugal

BlackRipleyDog wrote:

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Hyperventilated BS. You do not have a single source of evidence of any of this crap.

BTW, American homes already have t*********r bathrooms.I do not know of a single gamily that has sex segregated bathrooms. nor have I ever known ayone in my entire life that has a set up like that.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

BlackRipleyDog

Bazbo wrote:

Hyperventilated BS. You do not have a single source of evidence of any of this crap.

BTW, American homes already have t*********r bathrooms.I do not know of a single gamily that has sex segregated bathrooms. nor have I ever known ayone in my entire life that has a set up like that.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

Wow. Game - Set - Match. Thanks for playing Spazzbo.