CNN Praises Biden For Causing Sun To Rise In East This Morning
Jan 23, 2021 09:12:39 #
January 23rd, 2021
U.S.—CNN and other media outlets praised President Biden for causing the sun to rise this morning.
"The sun rose again this morning after a long absence," said CNN anchor Don Lemon. "As the sunlight peaked over the mountains, bathing the earth in its warm, shimmering light, like the loving embrace of America's new president, I felt a tingling sense of bubbling peace spring up in my soul and shoot out my fingertips as if I were an empty vessel being filled with some kind of intergalactic energy source used to power alien spaceships. I am a soul reborn. America has been made anew."
According to every credible journalist on TV, President Biden has ushered in an era of hope and light after 4 years of darkness.
Chris Cuomo, in a morning address to the nation, echoed these sentiments, saying: "The midnight rains have washed away the h**e and division of the past, like that one scene in The Lion King where Simba roars and P***e Rock is restored to its former glory. As my spirit briefly reflected on the pain and darkness of the last 4 years, I shed a single tear. The restoring rain, falling from the open skies, washed my tear away, never to be seen again. Hope has been reborn, and its name is Joe Biden."
Cuomo then went on to promise he would do his duty and cover the Biden Administration with the same journalistic toughness he had with the Trump Administration.
Some scientific experts contested the idea that Biden had actually caused the sun to rise, instead suggesting that journalists had never bothered to notice the sunrise over the last 4 years because they were so preoccupied with how much they h**ed Trump.
The scientific experts were quickly dismissed as bigots and have since been suspended from Twitter.
U.S.—CNN and other media outlets praised President Biden for causing the sun to rise this morning.
"The sun rose again this morning after a long absence," said CNN anchor Don Lemon. "As the sunlight peaked over the mountains, bathing the earth in its warm, shimmering light, like the loving embrace of America's new president, I felt a tingling sense of bubbling peace spring up in my soul and shoot out my fingertips as if I were an empty vessel being filled with some kind of intergalactic energy source used to power alien spaceships. I am a soul reborn. America has been made anew."
According to every credible journalist on TV, President Biden has ushered in an era of hope and light after 4 years of darkness.
Chris Cuomo, in a morning address to the nation, echoed these sentiments, saying: "The midnight rains have washed away the h**e and division of the past, like that one scene in The Lion King where Simba roars and P***e Rock is restored to its former glory. As my spirit briefly reflected on the pain and darkness of the last 4 years, I shed a single tear. The restoring rain, falling from the open skies, washed my tear away, never to be seen again. Hope has been reborn, and its name is Joe Biden."
Cuomo then went on to promise he would do his duty and cover the Biden Administration with the same journalistic toughness he had with the Trump Administration.
Some scientific experts contested the idea that Biden had actually caused the sun to rise, instead suggesting that journalists had never bothered to notice the sunrise over the last 4 years because they were so preoccupied with how much they h**ed Trump.
The scientific experts were quickly dismissed as bigots and have since been suspended from Twitter.
Jan 23, 2021 09:33:32 #
berchman
Loc: South Central PA
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
January 23rd, 2021 br br U.S.—CNN and other media... (show quote)
I v**ed for Biden, but this is ridiculous. However, I do feel relieved to see the sewage circling the drain.
Jan 23, 2021 09:45:58 #
BooIsMyCat
Loc: Somewhere
CNN (and all other major news outlets) also reported that there truly was v***r f***d associated with the last e******n ... problem is - that FRAUD originated with Chump himself!
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/22/politics/trump-doj-attorney-plan-replace-acting-ag-false-e******n-claims/index.html
I guess the sun that Biden caused to rise in the East blinded you and caused you to overlook this.
Either that or you don't understand the meaning of "metaphor".
Either way - sucks to be you!
https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/22/politics/trump-doj-attorney-plan-replace-acting-ag-false-e******n-claims/index.html
I guess the sun that Biden caused to rise in the East blinded you and caused you to overlook this.
Either that or you don't understand the meaning of "metaphor".
Either way - sucks to be you!
Jan 23, 2021 09:54:32 #
berchman wrote:
I v**ed for Biden, but this is ridiculous. However, I do feel relieved to see the sewage circling the drain.
You do know it not's a real report.
Jan 23, 2021 10:59:02 #
BooIsMyCat wrote:
CNN (and all other major news outlets) also report... (show quote)
Its obviously S-A-T-I-R-E.
Looks like Babylon Bee material.
Jan 23, 2021 11:17:23 #
BooIsMyCat
Loc: Somewhere
Rose42 wrote:
Its obviously S-A-T-I-R-E.
Looks like Babylon Bee material.
Looks like Babylon Bee material.
The wilted Rose42 babbles on once again!
Try to keep up.
Jan 23, 2021 12:02:42 #
Now that the tide has turned, everything Biden does will be criticized, sometimes unfairly, but consistently by all those that hoped Trump would win the e******n.
That is the way this works.
That is the way this works.
Jan 23, 2021 12:14:10 #
BooIsMyCat wrote:
The wilted Rose42 babbles on once again!
Try to keep up.
Try to keep up.
It was you who had to babble. Its quite funny you jumped all over it. Carry on. LOL
Jan 23, 2021 12:15:14 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
Now that the tide has turned, everything Biden does will be criticized, sometimes unfairly, but consistently by all those that hoped Trump would win the e******n.
That is the way this works.
That is the way this works.
He should be given a grace period at least. Lol
Jan 23, 2021 12:36:21 #
Rose42 wrote:
Its obviously S-A-T-I-R-E.
Looks like Babylon Bee material.
Looks like Babylon Bee material.
It is but it is amazing how seriously earnest Biden defenders get trying to dismiss them or deflect. They remind me of the videos of Asian Carp jumping out of the water while getting electrocuted. The more absurd the post, the higher they break the surface. Just like they did ganging-up on Trump when Dirt Pusher posted his "fact-free satire" from Politico.
Jan 23, 2021 12:47:16 #
Rose42 wrote:
He should be given a grace period at least. Lol
He should be judged, negatively or positively, for wh**ever he does, whenever he does it.
His aggressive moves to curtail the v***s, and provide relief to those effected by the downed economy seem sincere; and a far cry from Trump, who seemed to forget about the national health crisis during lies last few months in office.
Jan 23, 2021 12:54:42 #
Rose42 wrote:
It was you who had to babble. Its quite funny you jumped all over it. Carry on. LOL
Jan 23, 2021 13:45:21 #
BooIsMyCat
Loc: Somewhere
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
It is but it is amazing how seriously earnest Biden defenders get trying to dismiss them or deflect. They remind me of the videos of Asian Carp jumping out of the water while getting electrocuted. The more absurd the post, the higher they break the surface. Just like they did ganging-up on Trump when Dirt Pusher posted his "fact-free satire" from Politico.
LOL!
Can't even come up with original trash talk. Dismiss or deflect... that's republicans in action!
That's ALL you got!
Jan 23, 2021 13:56:48 #
BooIsMyCat wrote:
The wilted Rose42 babbles on once again!
Try to keep up.
Try to keep up.
Nothing gets by Harris Faulkner.
"Fox News Host’s ‘That’s Not Real’ Rebuke Of Satirical Trump Time Cover Baffles Many"
"The only clue the casual viewer would have that this deceptive deep f**e is not real is that it's obviously a drawing," one Twitter user quipped to Harris Faulkner.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/fox-news-time-cover-donald-trump-oval-office_n_600bd9bec5b6fe97669ca9b3?ri18n=true
“The Faulkner Focus” host pointed out the obvious by declaring artist Tim O’Brien’s illustration, below, was “not real.”
Jan 23, 2021 13:56:54 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
January 23rd, 2021 br br U.S.—CNN and other media... (show quote)
This faux posting is almost as bad as the praise FOX heaped on Trump, with the difference being that FOX really did it!
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