Biden Grants Citizenship To Everyone Who V**ed For Him
Jan 22, 2021 19:04:34 #
January 22nd, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—
Joe Biden signed an executive order this morning granting citizenship to everyone who v**ed for him.
Some ten million people are expected to receive citizenship through the executive order, making it the largest instance of amnesty in our nation's history.
"If you v**ed for me, darn it, man, you deserve to be an American," Biden said at a press conference this morning. "Thank you for your service, and welcome to America. You're all Americans in my book -- clean, articulate ones."
"Now let's build back better!" Biden pulled out his phone and played "Despacito" in honor of the v**es he received.
There was some confusion as he then appeared to hear a voice in his ear and said, "Breathe in, breathe out." The statement was praised by all media outlets as being "a powerful reminder that we need to just calm down and breathe."
WASHINGTON, D.C.—
Joe Biden signed an executive order this morning granting citizenship to everyone who v**ed for him.
Some ten million people are expected to receive citizenship through the executive order, making it the largest instance of amnesty in our nation's history.
"If you v**ed for me, darn it, man, you deserve to be an American," Biden said at a press conference this morning. "Thank you for your service, and welcome to America. You're all Americans in my book -- clean, articulate ones."
"Now let's build back better!" Biden pulled out his phone and played "Despacito" in honor of the v**es he received.
There was some confusion as he then appeared to hear a voice in his ear and said, "Breathe in, breathe out." The statement was praised by all media outlets as being "a powerful reminder that we need to just calm down and breathe."
Jan 22, 2021 19:13:27 #
According to some sources in the Media the number of illegal Residents is over 20 million.
Jan 22, 2021 19:22:09 #
letmedance wrote:
According to some sources in the Media the number of illegal Residents is over 20 million.
Even at the low end estimate, it was enough to give Biden those five battleground states.
Jan 22, 2021 20:25:58 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
Even at the low end estimate, it was enough to give Biden those five battleground states.
Are you saying basement Joe outfoxed the stable genius with the old ... "citizenship for v**es ploy" ... ?
"You have to get up very early, every day, to outfox God's gift to credulous-nation." Rudy
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come (the harder they fall)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Znh0OM9jiA
Jan 22, 2021 20:48:29 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
January 22nd, 2021 br br WASHINGTON, D.C.— br Joe... (show quote)
LoL
That is funny!
Sad thing is, based on your posts, you most likely believe it.
Jan 22, 2021 21:18:45 #
letmedance wrote:
According to some sources in the Media the number of illegal Residents is over 20 million.
Does that include the dead ones.....???
Jan 22, 2021 22:26:37 #
Jan 23, 2021 05:52:46 #
Jan 23, 2021 06:14:46 #
What is life like in an alternative reality? You believe everything you read on the darkweb. The fact is that if i*****l a***ns and dead people had v**ed for Biden he would have won by far more than the 7 million v**es he won by.
Jan 23, 2021 06:43:59 #
National Park wrote:
What is life like in an alternative reality? You believe everything you read on the darkweb. The fact is that if i*****l a***ns and dead people had v**ed for Biden he would have won by far more than the 7 million v**es he won by.
Part of the f*****t movement in this country.
Jan 23, 2021 08:36:35 #
gorgehiker
Loc: Lexington, Ky
slocumeddie wrote:
Does that include the dead ones.....???
Trump supporting REPUBLICAN e******n officials confirmed that there were a grand total of two dead people who v**ed in Georgia and they are investigating how two dead people v**ed. Lying, desperate Trump falsely claimed that 50,000 dead people v**ed in Georgia during a phone call in which he illegally begged and pressured the REPUBLICAN e******n officials to steal the e******n from Joe Biden. Why do you continue to believe a man who has so repeatedly lied to you?
Jan 23, 2021 10:37:06 #
slocumeddie wrote:
Does that include the dead ones.....???
Yep all two of em
Jan 23, 2021 10:56:37 #
Jan 23, 2021 10:58:03 #
Texcaster wrote:
Are you saying basement Joe outfoxed the stable genius with the old ... "citizenship for v**es ploy" ... ?
"You have to get up very early, every day, to outfox God's gift to credulous-nation." Rudy
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come (the harder they fall)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Znh0OM9jiA
"You have to get up very early, every day, to outfox God's gift to credulous-nation." Rudy
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come (the harder they fall)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Znh0OM9jiA
Joe didn't do squat on his own. Only a moron would follow him. Who did you v**e for?
Jan 23, 2021 12:10:32 #
DaveO wrote:
Part of the f*****t movement in this country.
Yes you seem go be part of it.
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