Biden Sees Own Shadow, Predicting Just Six Weeks Of Being President
Jan 21, 2021 13:26:00 #
January 20th, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after being sworn in Wednesday, Joe Biden looked down and saw his shadow, predicting just six weeks of being president of the United States.
Biden briefly emerged from his basement to attend his inauguration, where he saw the shadow, declared he would be president for just six weeks, and then returned into hibernation to await his fate.
"Well, looky there," he said, pointing at the faintest outline of a shadow on the ground. "Looks like I'll have about six weeks in office." Biden said he is looking forward to executing his plans for the nation, from napping and calling a lid to puttering about the White House and trying not to get assassinated by Kamala Harris.
At publishing time, sources had further confirmed that on his way out of the inauguration ceremony, Biden narrowly dodged a falling anvil, an ACME dynamite trap, and a falling piano.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after being sworn in Wednesday, Joe Biden looked down and saw his shadow, predicting just six weeks of being president of the United States.
Biden briefly emerged from his basement to attend his inauguration, where he saw the shadow, declared he would be president for just six weeks, and then returned into hibernation to await his fate.
"Well, looky there," he said, pointing at the faintest outline of a shadow on the ground. "Looks like I'll have about six weeks in office." Biden said he is looking forward to executing his plans for the nation, from napping and calling a lid to puttering about the White House and trying not to get assassinated by Kamala Harris.
At publishing time, sources had further confirmed that on his way out of the inauguration ceremony, Biden narrowly dodged a falling anvil, an ACME dynamite trap, and a falling piano.
Jan 21, 2021 13:55:47 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
January 20th, 2021 br br WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly... (show quote)
You can't control your intelligence, or lack there of, but you could control how many know.
Jan 21, 2021 14:00:05 #
I say its going to be Kamala as well. Yall have a problem with a so-called black female president.
If you do you shouldnt have v**ed for Biden
If you do you shouldnt have v**ed for Biden
Jan 21, 2021 14:02:15 #
thom w wrote:
You can't control your intelligence, or lack there of, but you could control how many know.
Considering how much time you spend here; you should know. But being self-aware was never your strong suit.
Jan 21, 2021 14:07:14 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
Biden Sees Own Shadow, Predicting Just Six Weeks Of Being President.
Love your humor. Keep it up.
Jan 21, 2021 14:29:34 #
Many years ago I asked my then eight year old daughter if she knew what the significance of President's Day was.
She replied, "Yes Daddy. If the President steps out of the White House today and sees his shadow...it means four more years of bulls**t..."
She replied, "Yes Daddy. If the President steps out of the White House today and sees his shadow...it means four more years of bulls**t..."
Jan 21, 2021 14:55:56 #
As I write this Biden is introducing a National C***D ** health plan. He is making a unified effort to control the v***s, and saves thousands of American lives.
This is something that should have been done about a year ago.
This is something that should have been done about a year ago.
Jan 21, 2021 16:54:56 #
mwalsh wrote:
Many years ago I asked my then eight year old daughter if she knew what the significance of President's Day was.
She replied, "Yes Daddy. If the President steps out of the White House today and sees his shadow...it means four more years of bulls**t..."
She replied, "Yes Daddy. If the President steps out of the White House today and sees his shadow...it means four more years of bulls**t..."
Lol
Jan 21, 2021 17:12:45 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
As I write this Biden is introducing a National C***D ** health plan. He is making a unified effort to control the v***s, and saves thousands of American lives.
This is something that should have been done about a year ago.
This is something that should have been done about a year ago.
Yeah, lets see how well he does.
Jan 21, 2021 17:14:13 #
thom w wrote:
You can't control your intelligence, or lack there of, but you could control how many know.
I am sure that you loved the Onion making fun of Trump, your thin skin is showing.
Jan 21, 2021 17:17:03 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
I am sure that you loved the Onion making fun of Trump, your thin skin is showing.
Like he and Biden are boys sheesh
Jan 21, 2021 18:13:33 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Yeah, lets see how well he does.
Many more will die, but he is actively not ignoring the p******c, or telling us that the v***s is “ under control” and will soon “disappear”
All the while, Trump sits and watches with bloody hands at Lago Mar
Jan 21, 2021 18:21:37 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
Many more will die, but he is actively not ignoring the p******c, or telling us that the v***s is “ under control” and will soon “disappear”
All the while, Trump sits and watches with bloody hands at Lago Mar
All the while, Trump sits and watches with bloody hands at Lago Mar
Jus call him Nero right
Jan 21, 2021 19:38:26 #
soba1 wrote:
I say its going to be Kamala as well. Yall have a problem with a so-called black female president.
If you do you shouldnt have v**ed for Biden
If you do you shouldnt have v**ed for Biden
So she's not female enough? She's not black enough?
Trump said she wasn't even born here.
Trump says she didn't win e******n.
Q***n said that she owned s***es.
Can any of this be true soba1?
Jan 21, 2021 19:52:53 #
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