Random Thoughts From An Old, Old Friend —
Jan 20, 2021 11:29:25 #
Random Thoughts From An Old, Old Friend —
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?!?"
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"?
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday – your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.
I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?!?"
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"?
The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's coming.
Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday – your life sucks!
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need.....not all this, "how did you get in my house" business!
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today....Pretty sure she's going to get me something.
I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Jan 20, 2021 12:06:59 #
Jan 20, 2021 19:59:28 #
I hate to read something like this and almost wet myself so late in the day... 
Excellent 
Excellent Jan 21, 2021 08:03:36 #
Jan 21, 2021 08:28:42 #
Jan 21, 2021 11:26:12 #
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
Next time my wife goes shopping at JC Penny, I'm going to check out what dept. she shops in.
Jan 21, 2021 11:40:10 #
Bmarsh wrote:
Random Thoughts From An Old, Old Friend —
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.
Since my mail slot dumps into a box in my garage which has a door into the house, looks like I can't go far.
Jan 21, 2021 18:35:34 #
Jan 21, 2021 19:20:41 #
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