Joe Biden, The Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers
Jan 19, 2021 15:20:57 #
January 18th, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.
"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.
"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.
Jan 19, 2021 16:45:27 #
We all know what's actually happening tomorrow--Trump and his lapdogs have incited neo-N**is, p***d b**s, Q***n, and assorted other far-right lunatics with four years of lies and dog whistles to such an extent that a normal inauguration can't safely occur.
Jan 19, 2021 16:50:52 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
January 18th, 2021 br br WASHINGTON, D.C.—Preside... (show quote)
Wake up bobo it's the 'green zone in Trumpistan. It's Trump's 'American Carnage' pilgrim.
Jan 19, 2021 19:08:08 #
Texcaster wrote:
Wake up bobo it's the 'green zone in Trumpistan. It's Trump's 'American Carnage' pilgrim.
Wow, between you and National Park; IQ's did drop while I was gone. Even more so than the last four years. Yeah Tex,wake up boobie.
Jan 19, 2021 20:20:03 #
Jan 20, 2021 02:01:32 #
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.
Same sources say that AOC will be giving him his daily meds.
Jan 20, 2021 07:53:59 #
travelwp wrote:
Same sources say that AOC will be giving him his daily meds.
Who gives you your meds?
Jan 20, 2021 07:57:55 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
Wow, between you and National Park; IQ's did drop while I was gone. Even more so than the last four years. Yeah Tex,wake up boobie.
Since you can't know how it was while you were gone, but can see how it is now that you have returned, you may be mistaken as to cause. As I have been reading your posts, I too have been concerned about the drop. How long till you depart again.
Jan 20, 2021 08:14:16 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
Kraken wrote:
Who gives you your meds?
Obviously they don't always do their job.
I was hopeful when he said that Biden was his president, but I guess it just felt good to say at the time.
Jan 20, 2021 08:36:18 #
travelwp wrote:
Same sources say that AOC will be giving him his daily meds.
You’re older than he is.
Jan 20, 2021 08:39:08 #
travelwp wrote:
Same sources say that AOC will be giving him his daily meds.
Nooooo Kamala its Kamala
Jan 20, 2021 08:40:59 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
soba1 wrote:
Nooooo Kamala its Kamala
Based on your track record, this post isn't surprising.
Jan 20, 2021 10:21:37 #
Jan 20, 2021 10:22:11 #
thom w wrote:
Based on your track record, this post isn't surprising.
coming from You????WTF wafflette????
Jan 20, 2021 10:26:00 #
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