Golf Shot Descriptions
Jan 4, 2021 21:56:13 #
> Subject: Golf shot descriptions
> A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
> A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
> A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
> A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
> A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
> An 'O.J.'- got away with one.
> A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
> A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
> A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
> A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
> A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
> A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
> A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
> A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
> A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
> A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
> A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't
> A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
> A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
> A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
> A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
> An 'O.J.'- got away with one.
> A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
> A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
> A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
> A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
> A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
> A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
> A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
> A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
> A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
> A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
Jan 4, 2021 22:32:38 #
Jan 4, 2021 22:33:51 #
Very funny for any golfer! Best laugh all day!
I wonder how non-golfers and politically correct people feel about it?
I wonder how non-golfers and politically correct people feel about it?
Jan 4, 2021 23:07:41 #
Jan 5, 2021 00:18:00 #
Jan 5, 2021 12:50:56 #
Jan 5, 2021 13:13:49 #
Jan 5, 2021 13:15:06 #
THRYLLOS wrote:
Very funny for any golfer! Best laugh all day!
I wonder how non-golfers and politically correct people feel about it?
I wonder how non-golfers and politically correct people feel about it?
I’m a non-golfer, but no one has ever accused me of being politically correct--hilarious.
Jan 5, 2021 19:09:02 #
THRYLLOS wrote:
Very funny for any golfer! Best laugh all day!
I wonder how non-golfers and politically correct people feel about it?
I wonder how non-golfers and politically correct people feel about it?
Politically Correct????
The inscrutable juxtaposition. Sorta like the perfect Golf Shot.
Jan 7, 2021 21:07:14 #
Man! What an education you are giving this young boy on this website 
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