A Miracle
Dec 22, 2020 13:24:41 #
A mother and her teen daughter arrive at the doctor's office.
The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter Suzie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Suzie a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but Suzie is pregnant. About 3 months would be my guess.
” The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Suzie?” Suzie says, “No mom! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it. A few moments later, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”
The doctor replies, "No, not really. It's just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!
The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter Suzie. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Suzie a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but Suzie is pregnant. About 3 months would be my guess.
” The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Suzie?” Suzie says, “No mom! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it. A few moments later, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”
The doctor replies, "No, not really. It's just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!
Dec 22, 2020 13:30:56 #
Dec 22, 2020 17:07:35 #
Terrymac wrote:
Good one FRENCHY. Thanks.
Thanks, Terry
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Dec 23, 2020 07:54:28 #
Dec 23, 2020 08:35:01 #
Dec 23, 2020 09:32:48 #
Guy the cloak of humor is oft used to veil assaults on religious beliefs... Your timing here is particular poor in my humble estimation... Possibly you might champion legislation to band imagery of Santa Claus in public space, albeit you should consider that Christians represent 65% of the total adult population in the United States and Pew Research Center also found only 54.2% of the French regarded themselves as Christians.
Tough time in your childhood Guy? Early childhood traumas often remain dominate for decades...
Best Advice? Spend a day in a hospital ICU with a priest to observe the unique miraculous effect of the "Laying on of hand" it might then become a tad more meaningful... just a thought...
All the best on your journey Guy?
And God Bless...
Tough time in your childhood Guy? Early childhood traumas often remain dominate for decades...
Best Advice? Spend a day in a hospital ICU with a priest to observe the unique miraculous effect of the "Laying on of hand" it might then become a tad more meaningful... just a thought...
All the best on your journey Guy?
And God Bless...
Dec 23, 2020 12:08:46 #
Thomas902 wrote:
Guy the cloak of humor is oft used to veil assault... (show quote)
I am a Christian and that was a joke!!! Funny as crap in my opinion! Lighten up! There are much more serious things going on right now to worry about than a funny. Smile much? Doubt it.
Dec 23, 2020 12:11:09 #
Thomas902 wrote:
Guy the cloak of humor is oft used to veil assault... (show quote)
Well said Thomas. Have a Merry Christmas.
Dec 23, 2020 13:34:42 #
Dec 23, 2020 13:37:32 #
Watosh wrote:
I am a Christian and that was a joke!!! Funny as crap in my opinion! Lighten up! There are much more serious things going on right now to worry about than a funny. Smile much? Doubt it.
Thank you for answering, I deem it not necessary to respond to this, I think his childhood was the problem he mentioned
Like you say it was a FREAKING JOKE ......
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Dec 23, 2020 15:12:35 #
Dec 23, 2020 15:35:35 #
DRam11
Loc: Polson, MT
Thomas902 wrote:
Guy the cloak of humor is oft used to veil assault... (show quote)
As a Christian I see nothing but humor in that joke. In no way does it denigrate religion. Lighten up and stop looking for opportunities to be offended.
Dec 23, 2020 16:24:32 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Thank you for answering, I deem it not necessary to respond to this, I think his childhood was the problem he mentioned
Like you say it was a FREAKING JOKE ......
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Like you say it was a FREAKING JOKE ......
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Same to you!!
Dec 23, 2020 16:34:17 #
DRam11 wrote:
As a Christian I see nothing but humor in that joke. In no way does it denigrate religion. Lighten up and stop looking for opportunities to be offended.
Merry Christmas
Dec 23, 2020 17:53:03 #
Thomas902 wrote:
Guy the cloak of humor is oft used to veil assault... (show quote)
Ah I see you have reverted to your old self. Negative.
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