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Dec 5, 2020 15:50:43   #
gtemple1 Loc: E. Olympia, WA
 
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

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Dec 5, 2020 16:03:19   #
DRam11 Loc: Polson, MT
 
LOL

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Dec 5, 2020 16:43:23   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Ha Ha...Love it.

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Dec 5, 2020 17:37:50   #
TriX Loc: Raleigh, NC
 
gtemple1 wrote:
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those ... (show quote)


😎😎😎😎😎 I completely agree (but not admitting anything).

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Dec 5, 2020 22:49:06   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
gtemple1 wrote:
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those ... (show quote)


You forgot the kilo of Marijuana on the back seat. It really would be a shame to throw it out the window and waste it.

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Dec 6, 2020 08:11:15   #
starlifter Loc: Towson, MD
 
Good one.

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Dec 6, 2020 08:19:20   #
ClarkJohnson Loc: Fort Myers, FL and Cohasset, MA
 
gtemple1 wrote:
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those ... (show quote)



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Dec 6, 2020 09:58:11   #
machia Loc: NJ
 
How about that suitcase full of money in the trunk!

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Dec 6, 2020 10:42:39   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
gtemple1 wrote:
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those ... (show quote)
Since you are the second person to request this in the last two days I will be sure to remove the flashing red and blue lights from my outdoor decorations. I didn't realize they would be such a problem. Sorry.

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Dec 6, 2020 11:44:35   #
FrumCA
 
Scruples wrote:
You forgot the kilo of Marijuana on the back seat. It really would be a shame to throw it out the window and waste it.

And the body in the trunk!!!

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Dec 6, 2020 12:18:21   #
digit-up Loc: Flushing, Michigan
 
gtemple1 wrote:
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
I don’t mean to be a grinch, however.... to those ... (show quote)


We so appreciate your desire to APPEAR to be “a RESPONSIBLE “ citizen.. Happy holidays. I really mean it!!..RJM

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Dec 6, 2020 13:03:16   #
Orson Burleigh Loc: Annapolis, Maryland, USA
 
Scruples wrote:
You forgot the kilo of Marijuana on the back seat. It really would be a shame to throw it out the window and waste it.


Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, grass to grass...

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Dec 6, 2020 15:02:39   #
Abo
 
machia wrote:
How about that suitcase full of money in the trunk!

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Dec 6, 2020 17:06:54   #
digit-up Loc: Flushing, Michigan
 
Or that enslaved WOMAN in the trunk????..................,.......RJM

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Dec 6, 2020 21:06:16   #
GregWCIL Loc: Illinois
 
That’s a good one. Have a merry early Christmas.

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