The shunning of PROJECT VERITAS ...
Dec 2, 2020 05:22:07 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
U.S.—According to sources, a small band of guerrilla journalists known as Project Veritas is coming under fire for practicing actual journalism.
"Apparently these guys didn't get the memo that 'journalism' is just a funny word we made up so people will think we're important and listen to us," said CNN President Jeff Zucker after hours of his morning conference calls were leaked by Project Veritas. "These guys actually think journalists are supposed to do journalism when everyone knows that journalists just here to write the narrative that serves our own agenda! These guys are doing it all wrong!"
Brian Stelter wept uncontrollably after hearing the news of the leaks. "Who do these so-called journalists think they are?" he said. "They don't wear nice suits or have expensive sets. They don't even dox random private citizens!"
Sources say that this strange group of citizen journalists has somehow been able to find incredible news stories about corruption and criminality without any of the resources of massive news corporations.
"We're not sure exactly how they do this, but we're pretty sure it's not real journalism," said Zucker. "Please -- do not pay any attention to them. We're pretty sure they're discredited according to official sources that we endorse. We hope you'll stay tuned to CNN for authoritative news stories on when to get your first colonoscopy and why the orange man is bad."
https://babylonbee.com/news/project-veritas-shunned-by-journalists-for-doing-actual-journalism
"Apparently these guys didn't get the memo that 'journalism' is just a funny word we made up so people will think we're important and listen to us," said CNN President Jeff Zucker after hours of his morning conference calls were leaked by Project Veritas. "These guys actually think journalists are supposed to do journalism when everyone knows that journalists just here to write the narrative that serves our own agenda! These guys are doing it all wrong!"
Brian Stelter wept uncontrollably after hearing the news of the leaks. "Who do these so-called journalists think they are?" he said. "They don't wear nice suits or have expensive sets. They don't even dox random private citizens!"
Sources say that this strange group of citizen journalists has somehow been able to find incredible news stories about corruption and criminality without any of the resources of massive news corporations.
"We're not sure exactly how they do this, but we're pretty sure it's not real journalism," said Zucker. "Please -- do not pay any attention to them. We're pretty sure they're discredited according to official sources that we endorse. We hope you'll stay tuned to CNN for authoritative news stories on when to get your first colonoscopy and why the orange man is bad."
https://babylonbee.com/news/project-veritas-shunned-by-journalists-for-doing-actual-journalism
Dec 2, 2020 06:51:50 #
LWW wrote:
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Yes there are always a few outlaws. Breaking News. Biden names CNN official voice of America.
Dec 2, 2020 06:52:45 #
That ought to stir the pot. I love those outlaws. They created this country.
Dec 2, 2020 07:17:26 #
Dec 2, 2020 07:18:29 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
gorgehiker wrote:
Babylon Bee. Now, that's a news site you can trust. Haha.
MGYS.
Dec 2, 2020 07:34:39 #
Dec 2, 2020 07:38:24 #
Drbobcameraguy wrote:
Please educate an old man. Lol. What is MGYS? Thanks.
He can explain it to you but he can't make you understand it.
That's about all you are going to get with a side of BS.
Dec 2, 2020 07:49:19 #
Kraken wrote:
He can explain it to you but he can't make you understand it.
That's about all you are going to get with a side of BS.
That's about all you are going to get with a side of BS.
I'm old but if I recall I ask for information not a smart ass comment.
Dec 2, 2020 07:57:16 #
Drbobcameraguy wrote:
I'm old but if I recall I ask for information not a smart ass comment.
Well, good luck with that, and may you get a lot older.
Dec 2, 2020 08:07:57 #
Kraken wrote:
Well, good luck with that, and may you get a lot older.
You also.
Dec 2, 2020 14:52:14 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
Kraken wrote:
He can explain it to you but he can't make you understand it.
That's about all you are going to get with a side of BS.
That's about all you are going to get with a side of BS.
I just PMed him.
I’m confident he will get it.
You are, OTOH, one of the special ones.
Dec 2, 2020 14:53:17 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
Drbobcameraguy wrote:
I'm old but if I recall I ask for information not a smart ass comment.
You will learn that Kwakkken in a leader of the dumb masses.
Dec 2, 2020 17:30:40 #
Kraken wrote:
He can explain it to you but he can't make you understand it.
That's about all you are going to get with a side of BS.
That's about all you are going to get with a side of BS.
MGYS.
Dec 2, 2020 17:34:25 #
Drbobcameraguy wrote:
I'm old but if I recall I ask for information not a smart ass comment.
He can’t help it he’s special
Dec 2, 2020 17:35:17 #
LWW wrote:
You will learn that Kwakkken in a leader of the dumb masses.
Just rub it on him he will disappear
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