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Let's play a game called 'SCIENCE SAYS' ...
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Nov 30, 2020 11:12:09   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
"Science says" is a game Democrats have invented to tell us what to do. It's like "Simon says" only for adults.

How Do You Play Science Says?

One person or a group assumes the role of the leader and calls out the actions. Everyone else must follow the leader and do the action, but only when the command is prefaced with the phrase "science says."

For example, science says, pay more taxes. Everyone pays up. Science says, shut down the economy. Everyone stops working. Science says, g****r is fluid. Everyone t***sitions to another g****r. Science says, g****l w*****g. Everyone changes their way of life. Science says, s******c r****m. Everyone denounces their own and other people's whiteness, burns cars, and breaks into stores, taking home free sneakers, cell phones, and big-screen TVs.

If a player or a group does the action when the leader did not say "science says," they are eliminated, lose their jobs and income, their reputation and careers are destroyed, they become unemployable and sometimes they go to jail. People can also be eliminated for failing to follow instructions that include "science says." It is the ability to distinguish between genuine and f**e commands, rather than actual ability, that matters in the game. The action just needs to be attempted and nothing needs to be accomplished.

The object of the game is to eliminate everyone who does not belong to the group of leaders, as quickly as possible. The winner is usually the most compliant player who has successfully followed all the commands. Occasionally, however, even those players may be eliminated, thus resulting in the leader becoming the ultimate winner.

Historically the leader has been the Democrat Party, which has used "science says" to its own advantage. Outsiders have resented the idea of telling others what to do.

But outsiders can play "science says" just as well as the Democrats can - and today we will show you how. Let's play.


https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/science-says-is-a-game-anyone-can-play-t22100.html

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Nov 30, 2020 11:12:47   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
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Nov 30, 2020 11:13:30   #
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Nov 30, 2020 11:16:43   #
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Nov 30, 2020 11:19:08   #
DennyT Loc: Central Missouri woods
 
Kinda like the game “ TRUMP SAYS ,,,,,, “ isn’t it

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Nov 30, 2020 11:28:36   #
steve_stoneblossom Loc: Rhode Island, USA
 
Exactly what we should expect from a supporter of a candidate who said months before the e******n that if he lost it meant there was fraud.

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Nov 30, 2020 13:10:42   #
skylane5sp Loc: Puyallup, WA
 
steve_stoneblossom wrote:
Exactly what we should expect from a supporter of a candidate who said months before the e******n that if he lost it meant there was fraud.

Looks like he was right, doesn't it.

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Nov 30, 2020 14:16:28   #
steve_stoneblossom Loc: Rhode Island, USA
 
skylane5sp wrote:
Looks like he was right, doesn't it.

Only through Trumpian lenses.

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Nov 30, 2020 14:22:24   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
DennyT wrote:
Kinda like the game “ TRUMP SAYS ,,,,,, “ isn’t it


The game is evolving to now having a surly "Ivanka sez ..." faction.

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Nov 30, 2020 14:25:24   #
steve_stoneblossom Loc: Rhode Island, USA
 
Texcaster wrote:
The game is evolving to now having a surly "Ivanka sez ..." faction.


Don't forget the loud, fast-talking, increasingly panicked and desperate "Kayleigh sez".

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Nov 30, 2020 14:34:14   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
steve_stoneblossom wrote:
Don't forget the loud, fast-talking, increasingly panicked and desperate "Kayleigh sez".


"Will I ever work again with people earning more than minimum wage?"

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Nov 30, 2020 14:37:39   #
steve_stoneblossom Loc: Rhode Island, USA
 
Texcaster wrote:
"Will I ever work again with people earning more than minimum wage?"


She'll land on Newsmax.

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