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Nov 28, 2020 11:23:49   #
jaycoffman Loc: San Diego
 
Groan... (but quite funny)

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Nov 28, 2020 12:12:29   #
Abo
 

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Nov 28, 2020 13:46:54   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Nov 28, 2020 14:52:32   #
Flying Three Loc: Berthoud, CO
 
I that one a lot

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Nov 28, 2020 17:05:59   #
latebloomer Loc: Topeka, KS
 
Excellent!!!

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Nov 28, 2020 17:53:08   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 
Someone has a great inagination!

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Nov 28, 2020 18:57:05   #
Gallimaufry Loc: Denver, CO
 
FRENCHY wrote:
There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.

The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squire's polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom wasn't so wealthy and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squire's polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and couldn't fight. The squire of the third kingdom couldn't rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage.

The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. It just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the s... (show quote)


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I couldn't think of any other way of letting you all know about this in time to take advantage of it. Enjoy and pass it on.

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Nov 28, 2020 21:03:09   #
fantom Loc: Colorado
 
Ugh, you should be ashamed.

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Nov 29, 2020 00:38:17   #
Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York
 
FRENCHY wrote:
There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.

The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squire's polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom wasn't so wealthy and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squire's polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and couldn't fight. The squire of the third kingdom couldn't rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage.

The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. It just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the s... (show quote)


GROAN!

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