Lourdes: A couple cannot have children; the woman is in church, in tears. The priest asks : - What's the matter, Maryvonne? " ' - Monsieur le Curé, we've been trying to have a child...

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

A couple cannot have children; the woman is in church, in tears. The priest asks :
- What's the matter, Maryvonne? "
'
- Monsieur le Curé, we've been trying to have a child for six years and, we can't do it! ..
The parish priest said to her: "There is a bus going to Lourdes next week; you never know, go!
'
On the return from Lourdes, a miracle: Maryvonne is pregnant.

Two years later, she returns to the church, in tears.
- But what is the matter, Maryvonne?
- We would like a second child but, we can't do it.

There is a bus for Lourdes next week, the priest told her
Go ahead, it worked out well the first time.

- Of course, said Maryvonne ... But will it be the same driver?

Bigmike1 Loc: I am from Gaffney, S.C. but live in Utah.

You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Bigmike1 wrote:

You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.

Yup, little towns in the middle of nowhere years and years ago...

dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia

not only small towns..............sex is everywhere!

repleo Loc: Boston

Reminds me of the old one about the lady coming back from Lourdes with a gallon sized souvenir bottle of holy water in the shape of the Virgin Mary. The Customs Officer stops her and asks
'Madam, whats in that bottle? "
"Lourdes water" she replies.
Customs Officer opens it and takes a whiff.
"Madam, this is gin".
"Oh Jases ! Its a miracle!!! "

dancers Loc: melbourne.victoria, australia

repleo wrote:

Reminds me of the old one about the lady coming back from Lourdes with a gallon sized souvenir bottle of holy water in the shape of the Virgin Mary. The Customs Officer stops her and asks
'Madam, whats in that bottle? "
"Lourdes water" she replies.
Customs Officer opens it and takes a whiff.
"Madam, this is gin".
"Oh Jases ! Its a miracle!!! "

When my Mum was a young lass, in a country town, they had a very strict Catholic neighbour. (early 1900s)

she asked Mum and her sister to go to her Church and fill a little bottle with holy water, as it would cure her headache. It was a long walk to the church and a very hot day, so the filled the bottle at a horse trough in the street. Lady was trilled and her headache went in no time at all!

FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

repleo wrote:

Reminds me of the old one about the lady coming back from Lourdes with a gallon sized souvenir bottle of holy water in the shape of the Virgin Mary. The Customs Officer stops her and asks
'Madam, whats in that bottle? "
"Lourdes water" she replies.
Customs Officer opens it and takes a whiff.
"Madam, this is gin".
"Oh Jases ! Its a miracle!!! "

sodapop Loc: Bel Air, MD

FRENCHY wrote:

All you have to do to get holy water is to boil the hell out of it.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Bigmike1 wrote:

You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.

I’m guessing that it happens a lot more in the cities. In small towns everyone knows everyone else.

cytafex Loc: Clarksburg MA

Happens in the city too!

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

I can't do any genealogy research on the part of my family in Kentucky.
They all have the same DNA!

Bill_de Loc: US

Bigmike1 wrote:

You know, I have to wonder just how many people in small towns have married their own half brother or sister and never knew it? Hanky panky is a way or life.

And how many did know it?

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williejoha

Amy be funny, but a little tasteless.
WJH

DickC Loc: NE Washington state

LOL!!