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Oct 17, 2020 14:19:51   #
lbrande
 
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"

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Oct 17, 2020 14:32:41   #
Rich Maher Loc: Sonoma County, CA
 
Thanks for the laugh.

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Oct 17, 2020 14:42:46   #
fjdarling Loc: Mesa, Arizona, USA
 
LOL

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Oct 17, 2020 14:55:47   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
lbrande wrote:
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic l... (show quote)



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Oct 17, 2020 18:45:39   #
JRiepe Loc: Southern Illinois
 
Now that is funny.

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Oct 17, 2020 21:57:38   #
jederick Loc: Northern Utah
 

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Oct 18, 2020 04:44:14   #
LWW Loc: Banana Republic of America
 
Nice.

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Oct 18, 2020 06:12:06   #
llamb Loc: Northeast Ohio
 
Best one in a very long time.

~Lee

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Oct 18, 2020 07:00:37   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
LOL!

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Oct 18, 2020 07:13:49   #
wylieone
 
excellent... thx

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Oct 18, 2020 10:08:15   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Oct 18, 2020 10:43:32   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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Oct 18, 2020 10:56:42   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
There is a lot of humor in the unexpected.
--Bob
lbrande wrote:
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic l... (show quote)

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Oct 18, 2020 12:54:03   #
PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida
 
Good one.

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Oct 18, 2020 13:04:21   #
sueyeisert Loc: New Jersey
 
Ha ha. I like strong women

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