The Sunday morning golf leauge was standing a round before their tee times complaining about all the things they had to due for their wives just to play golf.
Ralph who had a perfect attendence for their leauge started to laugh and then offered them his secret for being able to attend without fail
He told them when he wakes up Sunday morning he just asks his wife:" Golf coarse or intercourse?".
Old Tom Morris liked this one too.
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