An old joke I first heard from Jimmy Stewert
Oct 3, 2020 18:47:41 #
An old couple had just set down for breakfast when John's wife Margaret asked him, "if I died before you, would you remarry?"
A bit perturbed John replied that he felt this a horrible subject for the breakfast table & that she should not be thinking like that.
Margaret, however, could not let it go and pestered John for several days with the same question.
Finally one day John having enough of this drama, relented and replied, "I'm not sure, but yes, I probably would remarry."
Margaret then asked, "would you sell the house?"
John replied, "no I don't think so, it's a fine house. Why would I sell it?"
Margaret then asked, " well would you sell our bed?"
John, now getting a bit exasperated, replied, " no I would not sell our bed."
Margaret's next question was, "well would you let her use my golf clubs?"
John's reply was, "no, no, I couldn't do that, she's left-handed."
A bit perturbed John replied that he felt this a horrible subject for the breakfast table & that she should not be thinking like that.
Margaret, however, could not let it go and pestered John for several days with the same question.
Finally one day John having enough of this drama, relented and replied, "I'm not sure, but yes, I probably would remarry."
Margaret then asked, "would you sell the house?"
John replied, "no I don't think so, it's a fine house. Why would I sell it?"
Margaret then asked, " well would you sell our bed?"
John, now getting a bit exasperated, replied, " no I would not sell our bed."
Margaret's next question was, "well would you let her use my golf clubs?"
John's reply was, "no, no, I couldn't do that, she's left-handed."
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