Tom who is in his 80's loved to play golf but had very poor eyesight. Often times he would hit another players ball thinking it where his. After finally convincing Tom to see a eye doctor, the doctor tells Tom that he is a danger on the golf course if playing alone, but the good news is the doctor's father, named Pete, who also is in his 80's and loves to play golf has 20/20 vision and would welcome playing with Tom. A few weeks goes by and the two old gents get together to play a round of golf. Tom tees up his ball on the first tee and smacks it straight as an arrow down the fairway, about 150 yards and he turns to Pete and asks "did you see it, did you see it" to which Pete proudly responds "yes I did". Tom says "well where did it go" Pete responds "I forget"
heard it before, still funny 2nd time around
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