A little military humor.
Sep 27, 2012 18:46:51 #
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with control tower in the middle. OOne day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?"The aircraft replied, " What difference does it make?" The tower replied, " It makes a lot of difference....If it is a commercial flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Army aircraft, it is 1500 hours, If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Air Force aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and little hand is on 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, its Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour."
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your
jeep stuck, Sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is"!
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this after noon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
Nothing important, sir, "the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Sure, buddy."Officer: "Thats no way to address an officer! Now lets's try it again!" Soldier, do you change for a dollar?" Soldier:"NO SIR!"
Q; How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He will tell you.
Q:Whats the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine.A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
A Navy Master Chief Petty Officer and a Navy Admiral were sitting in the base barbershop. They both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The Admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The Master Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of whorehouse smells like."
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the seaman replied. Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
A personel note: With all the troubles in the middle east- prey that our guys will not have to go and straighten these people out like we have had to do on so many occasions.
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your
jeep stuck, Sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is"!
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this after noon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir." Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
Nothing important, sir, "the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Sure, buddy."Officer: "Thats no way to address an officer! Now lets's try it again!" Soldier, do you change for a dollar?" Soldier:"NO SIR!"
Q; How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He will tell you.
Q:Whats the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine.A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
A Navy Master Chief Petty Officer and a Navy Admiral were sitting in the base barbershop. They both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.
The Admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The Master Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of whorehouse smells like."
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave."
"Not me, Chief!" the seaman replied. Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
A personel note: With all the troubles in the middle east- prey that our guys will not have to go and straighten these people out like we have had to do on so many occasions.
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