tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Two old buddies in there senior years where out for a night of fun and hitting the bars when Tom says to Pete "let's cap off the night by stopping at Millie's (a house of ill repute) for old times sake". Pete agrees and off they go. Upon arrival the madam takes one look at the two old guys and says to herself "I'm not wasting my young ladies on these old birds", so she radios to her assistant to go out to the barn and get two blown up dolls and put them in the rooms. She then sends Tom and Pete upstairs to the rooms to take care of business. After all was said and done Tom and Pete are walking to their car when Tom says to Pete "well buddy how was it" Pete responds "I think mine was dead. I kissed her on her lips and she just laid there and did nothing, how about you Tom". Tom responds "I think mine was a witch...I kissed her on the neck and she farted and flew out the window"

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

There goes my coffee again.

Sarge69 :thumbup: :thumbup:

Hal81 Loc: Bucks County, Pa.

This guy was called up to be sent to a combat zone so he went to the local house of ill repute. And told them he might not be back and because he was a good customer the madem said he could have her best girl and do whatever he wanted. He said he always wanted to do it on the roof. So up on the roof he and the girl went. They were having a good time and got too close to the edge and rolled off. A drunk outside saw the whole thing so he went inside to tell them and they said they didn't serve drunks and thrue him out. He brushed himself off and went back in. When they went to toss him out again he said no no I just came in to tell you your sign fell down.