usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

The Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote ‘s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.


TEXAS

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

The governor of Texas is incapable of jogging, and has been for a very very long time.

Your way past middle age. There must be many things you know a lot about. Why do you never post about things you have at least some knowledge about?

Anyone who knows anything about Texas and their governor, knows that Greg Abbot is wheel chair bound, and has been for many years.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

usnpilot Loc: Ft Myers Fl

When did your sense of humor die

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

I didn't find it funny. We have corresponded on various levels for some time now. I have tons of empathy for you, but a majority of your posts do not serve you well.

Rose42

Thom never had one. He lives to insult people on forums. A bitter, miserable, twisted old man.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

Note the governor of Texas was not named.
It is generic to all Texas governors.
PS a wheelchair bound person can definitely go jogging with their dog.
It is in a different format but I guess libs are too insensitive to those who do things differently.
It is called denigrating those with disabilities as incapable and are only good to receive government welfare and v**e democrat to stay on the government gravy train.
We wake up, this is not the case with many disabled people and only loser libs look down upon those with disabilities as losers and incapable of supporting themselves.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

FOAD

If you were born in '42 I'm young compared to you.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

Words have meanings:
Jogging
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jogging is a form of trotting or running at a slow or leisurely pace. The main intention is to increase physical fitness with less stress on the body than from faster running but more than walking, or to maintain a steady speed for longer periods of time. Performed over long distances, it is a form of aerobic endurance training.

Definition

Jogging is running at a gentle pace,[1] its definition, as compared with running, is not standard. One definition describes jogging as running slower than 6 miles per hour (10 km/h). Running is sometimes defined as requiring a moment of no contact to the ground, whereas jogging often sustains the contact.[2]

I'm wondering if it is the English to Spanish conversion that threw you.

Rose42

T***h hurt did it?

Rose42

Why don't you take a break and go see if you can buy a sense of humor.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

Perhaps you are confused.
https://batec-mobility.com/en/blog/lifestyle/153-running-on-a-wheelchair
Jogging is slow running.
But you are so wrapped up in your small world you have no idea about how others live and function.
Most libs are this way.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

Still waiting for you to pull your head out of your a...s and answer my response to this asinine post.

idaholover Loc: Nampa ID

You are such a small petty little thing...what a pity.

Architect1776 Loc: In my mind

You notice the troll went silent when I provided a link showing he is wrong and clueless.