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Sep 26, 2012 15:24:06   #
sarge69
 
In keeping with my tradition of offending everyone I got this one in the mail today.

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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it ! ! !

Sarge69

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Sep 26, 2012 15:28:52   #
maryp
 
:thumbup:

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Sep 26, 2012 15:31:09   #
krgatlgm
 
And thank you for forwarding it!!! I will also.

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Sep 26, 2012 17:01:14   #
Danilo
 
Oh, Sarge, lighten up a bit. You just don't know how horrible it is to be a Democrat!

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Sep 26, 2012 17:10:32   #
RixPix
 
sarge69 wrote:
In keeping with my tradition of offending everyone I got this one in the mail today.

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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it ! ! !

Sarge69
In keeping with my tradition of offending everyone... (show quote)


As a Democrat I am not offended as it comes from you, one of the happiest people I'll never know.

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Sep 26, 2012 17:49:15   #
sarge69
 
I do so resemble and acknowledge that.

Sarge69

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Sep 27, 2012 05:33:55   #
rebel hiker
 
RIGHT ON !!

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Sep 27, 2012 07:06:16   #
LARRYR.
 
sarge69 wrote:
In keeping with my tradition of offending everyone I got this one in the mail today.

=====

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it ! ! !

Sarge69
In keeping with my tradition of offending everyone... (show quote)


Thanks Sarge69, I'll be sending this to all my e-mail
friends. Have a great day my friend

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Sep 27, 2012 07:09:32   #
Kalskag2
 
A Democrat reads it and says "what a load of crap."

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Sep 27, 2012 07:51:50   #
PRETENDER
 
You got me off the fence Sarge

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Sep 27, 2012 10:20:49   #
yhtomit (a regular here)
 
:thumbup:

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Sep 27, 2012 10:58:31   #
LARRYR.
 
Kalskag2 wrote:
A Democrat reads it and says "what a load of crap."


Democrates don't read, remember OBAMATAX, they
just pass it on to others for, them to read.

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Sep 27, 2012 11:29:35   #
kit
 
Ain't that the truth. I will forward it. Kit

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Sep 27, 2012 11:33:43   #
kit
 
Thay just can not stand the truth. You know the den's are not the party of the people any more. Our grandfather's are rolling in their grave's whit what the dem's are doing now. Kit

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Sep 27, 2012 11:35:16   #
gmcase
 
A perfect illustration of why I refer to them as body altruists who use government force to inflict their views on the rest of society. Nosey busy bodies.

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