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Sep 9, 2020 11:18:30   #
Rusty69 Loc: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
 
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new device that would remotely transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

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Sep 9, 2020 11:24:56   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Sep 9, 2020 11:27:11   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
"Father" and "husband" - not always the same person.

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Sep 9, 2020 11:37:59   #
AndyBob Loc: St. Louis
 
Wife to husband: "I'm pregnant."
Husband to wife, trying to be funny: "Hi pregnant, I'm Dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."

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Sep 9, 2020 12:10:21   #
Bob Mevis Loc: Plymouth, Indiana
 
ROTFLMAO!!!.

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Sep 10, 2020 08:26:31   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Sep 10, 2020 08:36:38   #
pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts
 
Hahahahahaha

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Sep 10, 2020 08:55:14   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Sep 10, 2020 10:51:49   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
Good one Rusty. Thanks.

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Sep 10, 2020 11:03:47   #
Blair Shaw Jr Loc: Dunnellon,Florida
 
Rusty69 wrote:
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new device that would remotely transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
A married couple went to the hospital together to ... (show quote)


NEVER SAW IT COMING !

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Sep 10, 2020 12:27:36   #
JimG1 Loc: Waxahachie, TX
 
OMG, that was great (wiping tears out of eyes)

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Sep 10, 2020 15:33:27   #
bbradford Loc: Wake Forest NC
 
Great one.

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Sep 10, 2020 16:20:42   #
k2edm Loc: FN32AD
 
good one, I stole it and passed it on.. thanks Ed

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Sep 10, 2020 18:19:25   #
srscary Loc: Cary, NC
 
😁😳😅

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Sep 10, 2020 18:31:55   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
LMAO... that was a good one.

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