A duck walks into a bar ...
Aug 11, 2020 06:53:44 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
... and says to the bartender, "Can I get a beer and a SLIM JIM?" The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell SLIM JIMS."
So, the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Can I get a beer and a SLIM JIM?"
The bartender says, a bit rudely, "Sorry, we don't sell SLIM JIMS."
So, the duck leaves again.
Next day, the duck comes in and asks the bartender, "Can I get a beer and a SLIM JIM?"
By now the bartender is fed up and screams, "I told you twice we don't sell SLIM JIMS and if you ever ask again, I'll nail you to the wall!"
So, the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar and before the bartender can speak asks, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender looks taken aback and says quietly, "Sorry, don't have any nails."
The duck asks, "Well then, can I get a beer and a SLIM JIM?"
So, the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Can I get a beer and a SLIM JIM?"
The bartender says, a bit rudely, "Sorry, we don't sell SLIM JIMS."
So, the duck leaves again.
Next day, the duck comes in and asks the bartender, "Can I get a beer and a SLIM JIM?"
By now the bartender is fed up and screams, "I told you twice we don't sell SLIM JIMS and if you ever ask again, I'll nail you to the wall!"
So, the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck walks into the bar and before the bartender can speak asks, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender looks taken aback and says quietly, "Sorry, don't have any nails."
The duck asks, "Well then, can I get a beer and a SLIM JIM?"
Aug 11, 2020 07:33:45 #
I really enjoy a duck who can think things through.
--Bob
--Bob
LWW wrote:
... and says to the bartender, "Can I get a b... (show quote)
Aug 11, 2020 14:47:58 #
And the bartender asks him "How are you going to pay for this?"
The duck replies "Just put it on my bill."
The duck replies "Just put it on my bill."
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Aug 12, 2020 10:59:07 #
jayluber
Loc: Phoenix, AZ
The bartender got angry and grabbed a gun
then the duck ducked out of sight.
then the duck ducked out of sight.
Aug 12, 2020 11:27:35 #
UTMike wrote:
And the bartender asks him "How are you going to pay for this?"
The duck replies "Just put it on my bill."
The duck replies "Just put it on my bill."
Groan! :-)
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