Two concrete blocks walk into a bar ...
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
... they sit down and start discussing how tough they are, until the bartender asks "What'll ya have?"
Concrete bock number one says "I'll have a beer and a shot of tequila, because I'm tough and I'm hard and I can handle anything!"
So the bartender gets his drinks and asks the other "What'll ya have?"
Concrete block number two says "I'll have two beers and two shots of tequila, because I'm even tougher and I'm even harder!"
The bartender complies and makes the drinks.
A few more moments pass with the bartender listening to the two concrete blocks discussing who's the most tough and who's the most hard when suddenly the door opens and a tiny piece of tarmac walks into the bar.
Both concrete blocks jump behind the bar and cower, shaking, and hiding.
The tarmac walks up to the bar, and softly orders a small orange juice, drinks it then leaves, and the concrete blocks come back out from behind the bar.
The bartender notices all this and says "Hold on, I thought you two were the toughest and hardest around? Yet y'all are terrified of that tiny piece of tarmac? WTH?"
Concrete block one and two reply in unison "We may be tough and hard yes, but that tarmac ... that guys a cycle path!"
I hear his buddy MacAdam is, as well.
--Bob
LWW wrote:
... they sit down and start discussing how tough they are, until the bartender asks "What'll ya have?"
Concrete bock number one says "I'll have a beer and a shot of tequila, because I'm tough and I'm hard and I can handle anything!"
So the bartender gets his drinks and asks the other "What'll ya have?"
Concrete block number two says "I'll have two beers and two shots of tequila, because I'm even tougher and I'm even harder!"
The bartender complies and makes the drinks.
A few more moments pass with the bartender listening to the two concrete blocks discussing who's the most tough and who's the most hard when suddenly the door opens and a tiny piece of tarmac walks into the bar.
Both concrete blocks jump behind the bar and cower, shaking, and hiding.
The tarmac walks up to the bar, and softly orders a small orange juice, drinks it then leaves, and the concrete blocks come back out from behind the bar.
The bartender notices all this and says "Hold on, I thought you two were the toughest and hardest around? Yet y'all are terrified of that tiny piece of tarmac? WTH?"
Concrete block one and two reply in unison "We may be tough and hard yes, but that tarmac ... that guys a cycle path!"
... they sit down and start discussing how tough t... (
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Should have had one for the road...
LWW wrote:
... they sit down and start discussing how tough they are, until the bartender asks "What'll ya have?"
Concrete bock number one says "I'll have a beer and a shot of tequila, because I'm tough and I'm hard and I can handle anything!"
So the bartender gets his drinks and asks the other "What'll ya have?"
Concrete block number two says "I'll have two beers and two shots of tequila, because I'm even tougher and I'm even harder!"
The bartender complies and makes the drinks.
A few more moments pass with the bartender listening to the two concrete blocks discussing who's the most tough and who's the most hard when suddenly the door opens and a tiny piece of tarmac walks into the bar.
Both concrete blocks jump behind the bar and cower, shaking, and hiding.
The tarmac walks up to the bar, and softly orders a small orange juice, drinks it then leaves, and the concrete blocks come back out from behind the bar.
The bartender notices all this and says "Hold on, I thought you two were the toughest and hardest around? Yet y'all are terrified of that tiny piece of tarmac? WTH?"
Concrete block one and two reply in unison "We may be tough and hard yes, but that tarmac ... that guys a cycle path!"
... they sit down and start discussing how tough t... (
show quote)
Haha, what I like is every post from LWW in either interesting, funny, or a groaner. Keep it up.
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
David Taylor wrote:
Should have had one for the road...
Love the avatar.
That looks exactly like my first 'REAL' camera, and the photography would was advanced greatly by the F.
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