The Ultimate Pain
Aug 1, 2020 14:22:23 #
A man walks into a dentist's office with two teeth to be pulled. He tells the receptionist that he is in a hurry.
He would really appreciate it if the Doctor could schedule him in.
It just so happens that a previous client has canceled and so he is able to get in immediately.
After sitting down the man explains to the dentist that he is in a real big hurry.
He would appreciate it if the dentist not waste time by using any pain killers, please, just pull the teeth.
The doctor looks at him and asks if he is sure as pulling teeth is easily one of the most painful of surgeries.
The man says,
"Look, I have been through two extraordinarily painful experiences.
I have experienced the ultimate pain.
Since then pain has never really bothered me."
So the dentist agrees. He pulls the first tooth and the man does not even blink.
The dentist can hardly believe it, so he actually tries to make the next one more painful as he pulls it.
Again unbelievable, the guy actually looks like he was about ready to go to sleep.
The man pays his bill and is about to leave when the dentist stops him saying,
"I can't help it, but I just have to ask.
What extraordinarily painful experience could possibly make you tolerate pain like that?"
"Well, I was out hunting one day, and I just had to take a dump.
So, I found a nice tree to go squat under.
I get my pants all pulled down and just as I bend over,
my nuts fall right into the middle of a bear trap and triggered the thing."
The dentist's face cringes with pain,
"Oh My God, I can see what you mean. That would be the ultimate pain!"
"Oh No, that wasn't it."
Stunned by his response, the dentist asks,
"What on earth could be worse than that?"
The man says,
"It was when I got to the end of the chain."
He would really appreciate it if the Doctor could schedule him in.
It just so happens that a previous client has canceled and so he is able to get in immediately.
After sitting down the man explains to the dentist that he is in a real big hurry.
He would appreciate it if the dentist not waste time by using any pain killers, please, just pull the teeth.
The doctor looks at him and asks if he is sure as pulling teeth is easily one of the most painful of surgeries.
The man says,
"Look, I have been through two extraordinarily painful experiences.
I have experienced the ultimate pain.
Since then pain has never really bothered me."
So the dentist agrees. He pulls the first tooth and the man does not even blink.
The dentist can hardly believe it, so he actually tries to make the next one more painful as he pulls it.
Again unbelievable, the guy actually looks like he was about ready to go to sleep.
The man pays his bill and is about to leave when the dentist stops him saying,
"I can't help it, but I just have to ask.
What extraordinarily painful experience could possibly make you tolerate pain like that?"
"Well, I was out hunting one day, and I just had to take a dump.
So, I found a nice tree to go squat under.
I get my pants all pulled down and just as I bend over,
my nuts fall right into the middle of a bear trap and triggered the thing."
The dentist's face cringes with pain,
"Oh My God, I can see what you mean. That would be the ultimate pain!"
"Oh No, that wasn't it."
Stunned by his response, the dentist asks,
"What on earth could be worse than that?"
The man says,
"It was when I got to the end of the chain."
Aug 1, 2020 14:38:08 #
Aug 1, 2020 14:54:24 #
Reminds me of one of my favorites.
The Maharishi Yogi went to the dentist and, he, too, needed to have a tooth pulled. As the dentist was about to inject novacaine to deaden the pain, the Maharishi said, "No, no, no pain medicine please. I want to transcend dental medication."
The Maharishi Yogi went to the dentist and, he, too, needed to have a tooth pulled. As the dentist was about to inject novacaine to deaden the pain, the Maharishi said, "No, no, no pain medicine please. I want to transcend dental medication."
Aug 2, 2020 08:22:50 #
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