For men only: For men only Next time you release a little flatulence and your wife gets on your case, just present her with this picture to explain the facts. Might not be a bad idea...

Huey Driver Loc: Texas

For men only

Next time you release a little flatulence and your wife gets on your case, just present her with this picture to explain the facts. Might not be a bad idea to have your dentists phone number on your speed dial. No need to thank me: I'm just trying to help keep the peace.

Paul Diamond Loc: Atlanta, GA, USA

Funny, until I was reading about Covid-19 virus in the feces and possibly the flatulence of people with infections, with or without symptoms.

At least at the other end of your body, you can put a mask on it. And we all should!

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

I had a British Professor who referred to them as,

"A Report from the Interior!"

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Infinite Imager Loc: California

Farts are actually bugle calls that 'The Brownies are coming"

CobblestoneLane Loc: Midwest

Have a friend who, with each audible report, would say, "Stepped on a duck!"

So, one Christmas, I gave him a can of Lysol relabelled as Raid Duck Repellant (Kills Ducks Dead!).

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

RichardSM Loc: Back in Texas

Huey Driver wrote:

For men only

Next time you release a little flatulence and your wife gets on your case, just present her with this picture to explain the facts. Might not be a bad idea to have your dentists phone number on your speed dial. No need to thank me: I'm just trying to help keep the peace.

Now that’s forever funny. Thanks for making me laugh.

PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA

I've also heard that farts are just bashful burps.

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

Thanks, Barry, very funny.

redlegfrog

Huey Driver wrote:

For men only

Next time you release a little flatulence and your wife gets on your case, just present her with this picture to explain the facts. Might not be a bad idea to have your dentists phone number on your speed dial. No need to thank me: I'm just trying to help keep the peace.

Had a friend say before China virus he would cough to hide a fart. Now he farts to hide a cough.

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

"Keep Talking, Sergeant, We'll Find You!"

Bill_de Loc: US

Paul Diamond wrote:

Funny, until I was reading about Covid-19 virus in the feces and possibly the flatulence of people with infections, with or without symptoms.

At least at the other end of your body, you can put a mask on it. And we all should!

Unless you are walking around bare ass'd, you already have a mask in place. Maybe even two layers.

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Jagnut07 Loc: South Carolina

CobblestoneLane wrote:

Have a friend who, with each audible report, would say, "Stepped on a duck!"

So, one Christmas, I gave him a can of Lysol relabelled as Raid Duck Repellant (Kills Ducks Dead!).

As a kid growing up in England I had an Aunt who would say:
Wherever you be,
Let the wind go free,
Church, Chapel,
Let it rattle.

nanaval Loc: Cornwall

Jagnut07 wrote:

As a kid growing up in England I had an Aunt who would say:
Wherever you be,
Let the wind go free,
Church, Chapel,
Let it rattle.

My Dad always said that..